I can teach you what questions to ask and what not to ask, what you need to know(and what not to know) and allow you to learn where you can learn what you need to know. And the other way around; don't you need to know what you don't need to know? (That is a question I will charge you for solving)
Need to sharpen your forgotten Greek language skills? Sharpen your pencil and write my skype nick: car
olos.eaves
also note my email: [email protected] (but don't spam me because I will flame you and ban you from the internet)
Also contact me if you want to learn Greek for any other purpose, as in reading the septuagint. I have material that will blow the bejesus out of you. I am currently studying the septuagint so if you would like to exchange knowledge you are welcome. I can help you become one of those people that know, and know that they know and are happy to know how to know etc. If you know Arabic I will not charge you for the Greek lessons (exchanging greek for arabic will suffice). But if you don't know Arabic then you will pay for it: By the hour, if I like your appearance, by the minute if your appearance is mediocre, and my the second if you are naked, missing teeth, unshaved, forgot to comb your hair, if you bruise your own eye with the microphone. You are liable for any psychological wear and tear that you cause me for any of the above reasons or any random imaginable reason I can come up with in the future. And if you're a very good looking young sexy girl with a really sweet voice then I won't charge you either. But in any other case the price is 7 euros as in septeurogint. Euro is a Greek word by the way... it means piss-worth, as in urinate. Don't be shy now and skype me.
