Call me a boring crocheterā¦.Iām absolutely fine with it š
Give me a bit of sunshine (not too hot!), my crochet, a cup of tea and the birds making a racket in the garden and Iām VERY easily pleased.
I think this is one of the things I love most about crochet. It doesnāt have to be a big project. It doesnāt have to be complicated. You donāt even have to be making anything particularly useful.
Sometimes itās just an excuse to sit down for half an hour, crochet a few rows and switch your brain off for a bit.
And if that makes me boring, Iāll happily take it š§”
Anyone elseās idea of a good time getting increasingly less exciting as they get older?! š
The Secret Crocheter
Crochet Teacher & Designer š§” Crochet Workshops š§¶ Kits & Patterns š§¶ š Gifts for Crocheters š Iāll be honest with you ā I really am living the dream.
Iām well known around these parts for teaching lots of lovely folk how to crochet, running lots of fabulously creative crochet workshops and spending my days designing loads of new ways to feed your crochet addiction! If youāre looking for someone to teach you to crochet; whether youāve never held a hook before or your gran tried to teach you 20 years ago and youāve forgotten some of it, then look
13/08/2026
Crocheters (and other crafters!) keep telling me how much they like adding their own little āmade by meā label to finished makes...
When youāve spent all that time making something by hand, itās rather lovely to add a finishing touch that says, yep, I made that!
These personalised wooden buttons are made from natural birch laserply and engraved here at The Secret Crocheter by Larry the Laser.
Each set contains 6 x 25mm buttons, with lots of wording and design combinations to choose from.
You can go for āCrocheted byā¦ā, āMade with love byā¦ā, āCrocheted with loveā and more, adding your name and choosing from different yarny motifs on the personalised designs.
Theyāre perfect for adding to crochet projects, handmade gifts, craft fair stock, or simply giving something youāve made that final little personal touch š§”
And they arrive in one of my kraft gift boxes too, so theyāre rather nice for gifting to a fellow crafterā¦or keeping firmly for yourself!
I've popped a link in the comments for you š
11/08/2026
You might not know this about me, butā¦itās not just little old me behind The Secret Crocheter! š§”
So I thought it was about time I introduced you to the full team š
Thereās Larry the Laser, who makes all sorts of wooden crochet goodies and has gone from being absolutely terrifying to one of my favourite bits of kit.
Then we have Barry the Badge Maker, who doesnāt get quite as much attention as Larry but quietly gets on with his job without sounding like a plane is about to take off.
Fatty the Catty is in charge of supervision, sleeping and occasionally making an appearance when Iām trying to get something done.
Mr SC gets roped into all sorts behind the scenesā¦carrying things, fixing things, helping at events and generally being asked ācan you justā¦?ā on a fairly regular basis.
And then thereās probably the most important part of The Secret Crocheterā¦you lot š§”
The people who come to my workshops, make my patterns, buy my kits, send me photos of your makes, reply to my rambling emails, join in with my nonsense and keep this little business going.
So yes, The Secret Crocheter might technically be my businessā¦but thereās definitely a whole team behind it.
Although Iām still the boss. Obviously š
If you're new here - give me and wave and say hello...or if you've been here for a while - let me know who your fave team member is š¤£
06/08/2026
Did you know I have crochet gift vouchers? š§¶
Theyāre very useful if youāre stuck for ideas for the crocheter in your life, especially if they already seem to have a suspiciously large collection of yarn, hooks and project bags. Not that Iām judging. Obviously.
The digital gift vouchers can be used for anything in my online shop, including Crochet Cabin workshops, crochet kits, patterns, accessories and lots of other crafty bits and bobs.
You can have the voucher emailed to you after purchase, or send it straight to the recipient. You can also choose the day itās emailed, which is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, thank you gifts, or those last-minute 'oh help, I need a present' moments.
Just a small practical note: the voucher will be sent at the same time of day that it was purchased. So if you buy it at 9pm and schedule it for someoneās birthday, it will arrive at 9pm on their birthday, not first thing in the morning.
A lovely, easy gift for crochet lovers, workshop regulars, or anyone who deserves to choose their own crafty treatš§”
Iāve popped the link in the comments if youād like more info...
04/08/2026
One of the things Iāve learnt after teaching hundreds of people to crochet is that very few people struggle because they canāt crochetā¦they struggle because theyāre worried about getting it wrong.
The funny thing is, getting it wrong is exactly how you get better!
I still make mistakesā¦.I still miss stitchesā¦.and count wrong and occasionally have to undo far more than Iād like to admitā¦but thatās all part of learning š§”
So if youāre looking for someone whose crochet is always perfectā¦Iām probably not for you.
But if youād like someone to reassure you that wonky stitches happen to all of us, help you work out what went wrong, and celebrate the fact that you kept going anywayā¦then hello š
Is there something youāre struggling with in crochet at the moment? Let me know in the comments and Iāll see if I can help š¤©
30/07/2026
If you know a crocheter who loves a nice crochet tool, this is a lovely little oneš§¶
These personalised crochet hooks are engraved here at The Secret Crocheter HQ using Larry the Laser, and they make a fab gift for a crochet friend or just a little treat for yourself.
The best bit? I can engrave emojis too, because apparently even crochet hooks deserve a bit of personality.
Theyāre made from dark bamboo wood, 5mm in size, and can be engraved for either a left-handed or right-handed crocheter. That isnāt me being awkward, I promise. It means the writing faces the person using the hook, which is rather clever, really.
This listing is for one crochet hook. So if youāre buying for someone who crochets and youāre not quite sure how it all works, one hook is all they need, unlike knitting, where there are two. See, crochet is already easier to buy for. š
Iāve popped the link in the comments if youād like a nosy š§”
28/07/2026
My crochet patterns arenāt for everyoneā¦
ā¦because they donāt look like most crochet patterns.
If you love traditional crochet patterns with lots of abbreviations, mine might not be your cup of tea. And thatās absolutely fine.
But if youāve ever looked at a crochet pattern and thought, āHang onā¦what does that actually mean?ā then my patterns might be exactly what youāve been looking for š§”
Before I started The Secret Crocheter, I spent 16 years as a primary school teacher. That experience shaped the way I write every single pattern because I know that people learn in different ways.
Some people are perfectly happy with a page full of abbreviations. Others learn best with step-by-step photos, video tutorials and instructions written in plain English.
Neither is right or wrong; theyāre just different ways of learning.
So I donāt try to write the cleverest crochet patterns, but I try to write the ones that help you finish your project with confidence and enjoy the process.
If youāve never tried one of my patterns before, why not start with a free one? Iāve popped the link to all my free patterns in the comments for you š
25/07/2026
All set up at The Melksham Makers' Market! Here until 2pm āļø
23/07/2026
Can I tempt you with your next crochet project? š§¶
I think this might do itā¦
This Tea Cup & Saucer Crochet Basket Plant Holder is such a lovely make if you fancy crocheting something a little bit different. It started life as one of my Secret Crochet Workshop projects, but it went down so well that it felt rude not to turn it into a kit.
Using chunky Bobbiny cord, youāll crochet a textured teacup with a matching saucer and handle. It makes a gorgeous plant holder, but itās also lovely for storing little crafty bits, hooks, stitch markers, or anything else that usually ends up rolling around your table.
The kit includes a printed pattern with pictures and video support, 50m of 5mm Bobbiny cord, 2 wooden basket bases and a recycled plastic plant pot šŖ“
You will need a 6mm and 8mm hook, glue if youād like to use it, a plant, and your usual crochet tools.
Itās best suited to someone who has crocheted before, but please donāt be put off by how fancy it looks. Itās much more achievable than it first appears.
Iāll have some of these with me SATURDAY at The Melksham Makers' Market!
Iāve popped the link in the comments if youād like a look!
21/07/2026
It's The Melksham Makers' Market this Saturday, and I'll be there with all my crochet kits, patterns, tools and crochet gifts.....as well as my market bestie Florrie & Jean too!
If you're planning a visit, come and say hello. It's always lovely to put faces to names and hear what everyone's been making lately.
š Melksham Makers' Market
šļø Saturday
š 9amā2pm
š Melksham Market Place
See you there! š§”
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