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Pilot Jokes
Q: How do you know there’s a pilot in the room?
A: He or she will tell you.

Q: What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
A: “Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!”

Q: What's the difference between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza?
A: A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Why was the little airplane sent to his hangar?
A: Bad altitude.

Q: Who built an airplane that couldn't fly?
A: The Wrong brothers.

Q: What happens to a bad airplane joke?
A: It never lands.

Q: What do airplane builders say about their job?
A: It’s riveting.

Kid: "I want to be a pilot when I grow up!" Parent: “You can't do both!"

Instructor: Umm…seems a bit windy today.
Student: “Yeah – sorry, I had curry last night.”

Pilot: “N1234, Roger.”
Passenger: “Oh, that’s nice you know him.”

Airline Pilot to passengers: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is we’re lost. The good news is we’re making good time.”

There is nothing quite like pushing yourself outside your comfort zone , especially in ways that enhance your personal developement .The feeling of being at the controls when the wheels s safely touch down on the runway is a thrill for every new pilot .When you learn to fly a plane . There is a lot to discover about aircraft control .it’s an empowering experience that inspires our students to continue their hard work .
This pilot in-command (PIC) mentality will serve you in nearly any future scenario encountered in life or the skies