30/03/2015
6th form lessons with Doc.
Dr. Ward should really be ruler of the world.
30/03/2015
6th form lessons with Doc.
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Well, after another eventful and I think, frankly inspiring Harvest Festival we all know a few new things:
1. How to play conkers
2. The story of Mr Duggan and the conker-visors that cost the entire school budget.
3. That all northern men sit in high-backed chairs, smoking a clay pipe and drinking real ale.
4. That mobile phones now have 20,000,000 pixel cameras.
5. That Luke from the Daily Star is a very clever man which is how he avoided getting his trousers set on fire by security
6. Not to trust everything we read in the media and
7. ALWAYS to make Herr Link related Harvest boxes or we end up with a sad Dr Ward, although he does secretly like the boxes with his face on them.
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As I'm sure you all know; the Harvest Festival is coming up so get collecting those cans and remember that the winner of best decorated box will always be one of the life-size effigies of our hero himself- Dr Ward.
A week later came Devils nuttin' day when the devil went and met the virgin Mary... and she also got many acorns.But if you went nuttin' on Devil's nuttin' day you'd go home and say 'look at all these nuts, we can make a niiaaace big nut loaf' then the roof would collapse and crush you all to death.
In Autumn folks in England go nuttin' which is when everyone collects acorns. All the boys went out 2 get 'em, all the girls went out 2 get 'em and then all the girls and boys went hanky panky-ing in the forest. Which never turned out 2 well 4 the girls because they got pregnant, but on the bright side they had lots of acorns.
You know what you've got to do, Get a box and fill it with food. That's it hahahaha