23/08/2026
A NOTICE FROM THE DESK OF DETECTIVE INSPECTOR THADDEUS BLACKWOOD. ROYAL SCENT SCIENCES INVESTIGATION CONSTABULARY
TAKE NOTICE, all persons intending to attend THE COLLEGE OF SCENT DOGS MURDER MYSTERY, to be held this September, in the Year of Our Lord 1877, at Statfold Barn, Tamworth.
By order of this Constabulary, all attending hounds and their handlers are hereby summoned to commence training forthwith. A most fiendish crime awaits discovery, and only the keenest noses and sharpest wits shall see justice done.
You are instructed to: Commence continuation training. Ready your finest Steampunk attire. Prepare your minds for cunning and trickery. Steel your nerves, for a betrayal of brass awaits
Let no scoundrel escape. Let no clue go unsniffed.
Attend promptly, dress the part, bring your keenest companion, and be ready for an extravaganza this county shall not soon forget.
God Save the Queen, and good hunting to you all.
By Order, DETECTIVE INSPECTOR THADDEUS BLACKWOOD Royal Scent Sciences Investigation Constabulary Est. 1877
P.S. I have been reliably informed that some sort of steam-driven 'AI' witchcraft and wizardry has been used somewhere.....