05/08/2026
Massive congratulations to this absolute character for smashing his test yesterday π
The biggest conspiracy theorist I've ever met π€£
I'll never look at dolphins or the pyramids the same ever again π€£
Talking about the examiner on the way home had me crying.
"That Colin is a lovely bloke, he's welcome around mine anytime. Well not anytime but maybe just for a kettle on. In fact he's not invited.
Nice bloke anyway" π€£π€£
Been a blast Alex.
Take care mate, drive safe & enjoy the freedom πππ»π
07/06/2026
Massive congratulations to this little legend for smashing her test this morning.
Been an absolute pleasure & we had some laughs π€£π€£.
We won't mention what Rebecca orders on her just eat delivery π€£π€£
Take care Keira & please drive safely π.
Whip it π€£π€£π€£
06/06/2026
Massive congratulations to this legend for smashing his test on Monday π
Examiner telling you that you've passed then bollocking you for cracking your knuckles π€£π€£
Then the other test trying to reverse into the car in an almost empty carpark π€£π€£
Good luck with the future Rio & drive safe πππ¨π¨
27/05/2026
Massive congratulations to this legend for smashing her test yesterday ππ₯³
Almost a disaster due to someone hoying your driving trainer's in the washer 15 minutes before I arrived π€£π€£
I'll definitely miss our Thursday mornings trying to see who can weird each other out the most π€£
Big thanks for one of the best gifts ever π€£π₯
Drive safe Georgia & take care ππ¨π¨π¨
28/04/2026
Massive congratulations to this legend for smashing her test today ππ π₯³
The meltdown in the Test Centre will live rent free in my head forever. π€£
The fact we were both laughing made it even funnier π€£π€£
Been an absolute pleasure kiddo & I'm sure Lorna will definitely appreciate having a personal chauffeur when she's had a few too many π€£π»π»π»
Take care Freya & drive safe πππ¨π¨
11/03/2026
Massive congratulations to this legend for smashing his test this morning π
Been a blast kiddo & you'll definitely miss some of the unpredictable sh*te I used to say to you π€£π€£
Hope you drank all your Dad's booze as well π€£
Take care Theo & drive safe πππ¨
18/02/2026
Massive congratulations to this absolute ball ache for smashing his test today π
Taught the two older brothers & they were no bother.
This kid was on a different level π€£
Always had an answer for everything π€£
Always thought it was his right of way π€£
Always speeding π€£
You've taken years off me π€£
Seriously though Charlie, cracking driving today π
Been a pleasure, most of the time.
Take care & drive safe ππ
20/01/2026
Massive congratulations to this legend for smashing her test today.π
Tremendous drive with the amount you've got going on at the moment.π€£
Big thanks to Julia for dropping the test on us with four days notice.π€£π€£
It's been an absolute pleasure teaching you.π
Good luck with the exams & Cambridge.π€π»
Drive safe Abigail & take care. π
17/12/2025
Massive congratulations to this pain in my arse for smashing her test today π
Test should've been March then February then bloody December π
Seriously wanted to knock you out π€£
Whatever your older Sister can do, you had to go one better π€£π€£
Well done Emily & drive safe ππ¨π¨π¨
Thanks for the booze ππ»
12/12/2025
Massive congratulations to this absolute pain in my arse for smashing her test today with what should've been a clean sheet π€¨
We'll say no more about that eh π€£π€£π€£
Take care & drive safe ππ¨π¨
Oh & one last thing "I've smacked people for less"
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