Ominous Ainsley Sightings

Ominous Ainsley Sightings This page seeks to collect research on the mysterious supernatural entity called Ainsley Harriott.

Transylvania 16:26 local time. The light is fading fast.Battery low.Couscous stock depleting.Must take shelter.
28/12/2023

Transylvania 16:26 local time.
The light is fading fast.
Battery low.
Couscous stock depleting.
Must take shelter.

12:43am in the pristine goblin lands of Hellier, Kentucky. Please drive safely.
13/07/2023

12:43am in the pristine goblin lands of Hellier, Kentucky. Please drive safely.

01/05/2023

POLITE NOTICE

Please do not rumpy-pumpy in the hot tub. Ainsley reserves the sole right to rumpy pumpy on bnb grounds. Also we are not insured for it.

Thank you.

PLEASE TAKE CARE when navigating the jungles on AirBNB grounds. They are not what they seem.
30/04/2023

PLEASE TAKE CARE when navigating the jungles on AirBNB grounds. They are not what they seem.

LIMITED TIME OFFERHot tub available this weekend at the Ainsley airbnb.**Heating not available between the hours of 2:29...
29/04/2023

LIMITED TIME OFFER
Hot tub available this weekend at the Ainsley airbnb.*
*Heating not available between the hours of 2:29AM-2:21AM. Ainsley may or may not join during hours of heating. Ainsley reserves the right to beat his meat. Offer subject to terms and conditions.

Here Ainsley shows guests the deluxe suite.
28/04/2023

Here Ainsley shows guests the deluxe suite.

GUEST NOTICEPlease be careful when using the stairs. We have already had two accidents and the spine-readjustor is curre...
27/04/2023

GUEST NOTICE
Please be careful when using the stairs. We have already had two accidents and the spine-readjustor is currently out of service.
Thank you.

ATTENTION PLEASE Ainsley has just opened an AirBnB near Stoke-on-Trent. Lovely gothic mansion ready for occupancy. Each ...
26/04/2023

ATTENTION PLEASE Ainsley has just opened an AirBnB near Stoke-on-Trent. Lovely gothic mansion ready for occupancy. Each room comes with its own bat nest, desiccated coffin and stash of used needles. Enquire below for details.*

*roofing and central heating subject to availability.

THIS IS NOT A TEST.
25/04/2023

THIS IS NOT A TEST.

This photo was taken at 3:33AM in your bedroom early tomorrow morning.You have eight hours.Good luck.
05/12/2022

This photo was taken at 3:33AM in your bedroom early tomorrow morning.
You have eight hours.
Good luck.

There's a reason there were no more Indiana Jones films.This was taken during his final adventure.
10/10/2022

There's a reason there were no more Indiana Jones films.
This was taken during his final adventure.

In the ruins, no one can hear you scream.
02/09/2022

In the ruins, no one can hear you scream.

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