Funky Monkeys Breakfast & Afterschool Club

05/04/2026

🐣🐣🐣Happy Easter 🐣🐣🐣

15/03/2026

💞💞💞Happy Mothers Day💞💞💞

08/03/2026

❤️ Happy International Woman’s Day ❤️

16/12/2025

This is today going through Rowlands Gill at 6.47

16/12/2025

The all important TV this year ❤️❤️

Here’s the full order of service of our films on BBC One this month, with The Scarecrows’ Wedding tying the knot on screen for the very first time at 3.10pm this Christmas Day! 💍 Share the love, set a reminder, save the date, and tag a plus-one! 📣

09/11/2025

15/06/2025

Happy Father’s Day, we hope you’ve all had a lovely day 😊

20/04/2025

Happy Easter everyone, we hope you’ve had a lovely day and are enjoying your Easter Holidays 🐣❤️

30/03/2025

Happy Mother’s Day to all of our special ladies ❤️❤️❤️

24/02/2025

It’s that time of year again when mini eggs are lining the supermarket shelves. But, did you know that, just like grapes, they are the perfect size to block a small child’s airway and choke them? And, their hard shell can make it difficult to dislodge with standard first aid techniques.

With whole grapes we advise cutting them in half lengthways and ideally into quarters to create thin strips. But chopping up mini eggs isn’t as easy. So, what can you do?

1. Hide them from the children and eat them yourself – good luck with that!

2. Put the mini eggs into a sealable plastic bag and smash them into small pieces with a rolling pin. Or, crush them in a pestle and mortar.

3. Opt for a different treat. Larger, hollow eggs are much safer for little ones.

Visit our choking hub to learn more about common choking hazards and what you should do in an emergency: https://capt.org.uk/choking-prevention/