13/08/2026
To all the aspiring influencers currently in my inbox:
I am incredibly flattered by the interest in Climb Devon, truly. But unfortunately, my mortgage and my local petrol station still do not accept "exposure" or "story shoutouts" as a valid form of payment.
Because of this, I do not offer free climbing sessions.
However, I am a reasonable man. I am fully open to bringing back the traditional barter system. I will happily exchange a premium, guided rock climbing day on the Dartmoor granite for any of the following items or services:
· A 1967 Ford Mustang (I am willing to be flexible on the paint color). I'd exchange this for regular weekend lessons for a year.
· A full exterior re-render of my house for an exchange of days equal to the cost of service.
A complete rebuild of my garden decking (must be structurally sound enough to hold a very senior, very good dog). For an exchange of days equal to the cost of service.
A pristine, hardcover copy of Jeff Lemire's The Underwater Welder.
Comprehensive woodworking lessons.
Automotive technical training (specifically, the kind of training that might finally help me decipher the dark magic of a 2006 Renault Clio's clutch system).
If you have a massive following and just want a free session at Hound Tor, the standard booking link is in my bio. I'll either take full payment for my courses, or exchange of services. Free sessions for exposure is not part of my business model or marketing plan.
But if you are a skilled tradesperson, a classic car collector, a master mechanic, or a very specific graphic novel hoarder looking to learn the ropes... let's talk business. 🧗♂️🤝
*Pictured, not an influencer, just me on the hills.