Mutterings of a Bemba Man

Some of what we do for money is for public consumption but what we do with our own money in private is no man's business since we are sojourners peacefully passing through in Norman's Land or No Man's Land.

My boys and I are avid car registration spotters. This is me possing on my first 26 reg win on a delivery truck that showed up where we were having adult paid muddy kitchen playtime.

Bushe na mumfwako ilyashi lya Alliance ya bacifita na basungu? May be ba namayo baku Pamodzi bena ba suba fye.

Nomba slogan yabo te yakwa CEO waku Golden Motors?

A is synonymous with discovering , embracing and creating that last

Ayi imisebo sha ya mabwe uku sha sungulika

ARE ZAMBIAN PRESIDENTS THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE or GOD'S CHOICE?

If they're people's choice, don't blasphemously dedicate them to God but if they're God's choice, then present them to the people as appointed and accountable agents of real national Change, Unity and Development.

Learn to read between the lines and catch every subtle lie that escapes between the gappy teeth of false prophets and verbal dribblers.

Always 👀 out for smoking 🔫 s

Abantu ngaba tukana you ignore them but ngaba kukana you respond quickly. Bushe imwe ba attention seeker mwa pangwa shani kanshi?

This is how beautiful things look on the surface when you see someone wearing makeup 💄 while their natural ugliness is completely covered in shiny mud

PLEASE DON'T GO NUTS LIKE MR FROG

If you're a PAN-AFRICANIST, ensure that you don't get fried like a FROG that jumped from HELL FIRE and flew into the FRYING PAN

Fake it until you get found out but don't let a hungry big cat on us. We've not fattened ourselves up yet

, emwune wa . Abashala bale kausha inama nkalamba after uku milisha ifitoto

kulekela abene ba Muchele no Bufumu.

This is the one and only [ ] and I approve thi's message. Only I understand the perfect amount of Salt to add to food without spoiling your VIP gourmet dishes by under or oversalting them.