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31/05/2013

Hope is not lost..

15/04/2013

Which of these is the Hardest to find in Nigeria?

(A) Virgins

(B) Jobs

(C) True Love

(D) Honest Politicians that are incorruptible.

(E) 24/7 Electrical Power Supply

18/01/2013

...why?

04/10/2012

My name is Gossip.
I have no respect for justice.
I break hearts and ruin lives.
I am cunning, malicious and
gather strength with age.
The more I am quoted, the more I am believed.
I flourish at every level of society.
My victims are helpless.
They cannot protect themselves against me because I have no name and no face.
To track me down is rather impossible.
The harder you try, the more elusive I become.
I am nobody's friend.
Once I tarnish a reputation, it is never the same.
I topple governments and wreck marriages.
I ruin careers and cause sleepless nights, heartaches and indigestion.
I spawn suspicion and generate grief.
I make innocent people cry in their pillows.
Even my name hisses. I am called GOSSIP.
Office gossip-
Shop gossip-
Party gossip-
Telephone gossip.
I make headlines and headaches.

REMEMBER, before you repeat a story, ask yourself: is it true? Is it fair? Is it necessary?? If not, do not repeat it. KEEP QUIET.

04/10/2012

One day, Musa - an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a book entitled,
“HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS, VOL. 1”.
He opened the the first page which said,
“To start the engine, press the redbutton”.
He did so and the airplane engine started.
He was please and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving press blue button”.
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed.
He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said,
“To let airplane fly, please press the green button”.
He did so and the plane started to fly.
He was so happy.
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page.
He fainted after reading the instructions.
The 4th page said,
“To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Vol. 2”

03/10/2012

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All our Admins are currently busy...please bear with us.

We will be recruiting new Cotent Creators and Moderators into our ranks very soon in order to serve you better.

You're highly welcome, here.

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I remain your humble presido(NSCHE), Mr. Chudic.

Thanks.

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