Miss Take

19/08/2026

🗡️THE STRAIGHTORS🗡️
🏰THE ROYAL VAUXHALL TAVERN🏰
💀THURSDAY 20TH AUGUST - DOORS AT 7PM💀
🦉WILL YOU PLAY? OR DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH?🦉

14/08/2026

🗡️THE STRAIGHTORS🗡️

Flashback to my gaythful class playing The Straightors in January! Join us on 20th August to see if you can win THE STRAIGHTORS 🏰 Or do you prefer to watch? 😘

11/08/2026

Don’t be scared. Come prepared… 🗡️

The Straightors. Royal Vauxhall Tavern. 20th August. 7pm Sharp. Ticket link in bio

07/08/2026

Does Miss Take want to be the perfect housewife?

Find out at THE STRAIGHTORS

06/08/2026

It’s been a summer full of pride! 🏳️‍🌈

But the Straightors are coming….

The Royal Vauxhall Tavern. 20th August. 7pm sharp. Ticket link in bio. 🗡️

20/07/2026

Tick. Tock. The one month countdown has begun…

Whether you wish to participate or simply watch from the shadows, the ‘Sexiest Teacher Alive’, Miss Take, is inviting all her students for a school day like no other 😘

After sellout shows, Miss Take’s ‘The Straightors’ is returning to the Royal Vauxhall Tavern on the 20th July for an evening of comedy, life lessons, and a gorgeously gaythful game 🏰

Get your tickets from the link in the bio or on the Royal Vauxhall Tavern website 🎟️

21/12/2025

Need Miss Take to come down your chimney and fill your stockings? 🎁 Then gift a ticket to THE STRAIGHTORS 🏰🗡️

Come and join Miss Take at the on the 8th Jan for a game of suspicion, strategy and secrets like no other as we uncloak the straightors 👀 Will you play? Or do you like to watch? 😏

Grab a ticket from the link in Miss Take’s bio or via the RVT website and make someone’s Christmas wishes come true 😘

06/11/2025

When Claudia Winkleman is away, international drag sensation and winner of the ‘Sexiest Teacher Ever’ award - Miss Take - comes out to play 🏰

Whether you wish to play or you just like to watch, join us for a game of strategy, suspicion, and secrets like no other. Who can sniff out a straightor? Who swears they’re a gaythful? Who’s playing you from inside the closet? 🏳️‍🌈

Get your early bird ticket now and take your seat at the round table at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern on the 8th January. Doors open at 7pm…🗡️

30/08/2023

⭐️ PAY ATTENTION CLASS: SEXIEST TEACHER ALIVE SPILLS ALL ON UPCOMING LESSON PLAN ⭐️

Miss Take has done a tell all interview with Attitude Magazine about her upcoming show at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern raising money for her Master’s studying Drag at Oxford University!

Read the article to find out more and then get your tickets 🫵🏻 or risk detention… 💋

Article: https://www.attitude.co.uk/life/meet-the-student-going-to-oxford-university-to-study-drag-444939/

Ticket link: https://www.outsavvy.com/event/15517/miss-take-pay-attention-class

"I not only want to perform drag - I want to study its theory, history, and power in modern society" writes future Oxford student Alfie Dry in an op-ed.

12/08/2023

Pay Attention Class! Miss Take is honoured and excited to announce that her classroom is moving to The Royal Vauxhall Tavern on 6th September 2023 for a very special lesson❤️

Miss Take has been offered the opportunity of a Master's at Oxford after proposing to do a thesis on the miracle of drag, but she needs to pay the fees! So she is hosting a fundraiser to which you are all invited. Attendance is mandatory and truancy will be punished with after school detention - 10pm at my place?

Please find the ticket link below, as well as a GoFundMe for those who wish to help this teacher study her dream course ❤️

Ticket Link: https://www.outsavvy.com/event/15517/miss-take-pay-attention-class

GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/3890cada