DR FORD BANG

DR FORD BANG DR FORD BANG is earthly representative of Jebu the Elder and is senior spokesman of the The Serious Minded Brotherhood for religious orientation.

12/08/2026
DR FORD BANG is friendly but friendless.Also charmless, feckless and tactless.Thank you please.
21/07/2026

DR FORD BANG is friendly but friendless.
Also charmless, feckless and tactless.
Thank you please.

Jebu the Elder, with the help of The Serious Minded Brotherhood, will lead you to the LIGHT.For a large fee, of course.
17/05/2026

Jebu the Elder, with the help of The Serious Minded Brotherhood, will lead you to the LIGHT.
For a large fee, of course.

25/04/2026

Am de man dat make things appen right.
Am thinking an am believin dat am gonna do some good finking bout wot way am gonna make me some coins as me chickens not brining in enough to give me am pl***oy lifestyle am finking.
Am finking ow can me get dem wit moolah dem part with coins a fill up me bank account.
Leave me to fink for now an am will get ideas togevver for bring in plenty coins.

22/11/2024

"Every human life contains a potential, if that potential is not fulfilled, then that life was wasted."
"Most people aren't depressed or unhappy. They're pi**ed off on the inside because they know deep down they're not living up to their potential. The more they resist their true calling the bigger the painful regrets grow. Once you understand this your life is never the same again."
~Rupert Longbarrow

DR FORD BANG can help you on your weight loss journey.For a very large fee, he can provide copious supplies of his highl...
05/11/2024

DR FORD BANG can help you on your weight loss journey.
For a very large fee, he can provide copious supplies of his highly regarded and very expensive herbal remedy, Field Grass in Cup.
6 litres of this splendid organic herbal product per day and one is able to eat as much ice cream and cakes as one desires. That has just got to be a good thing innit?
This product was tested on several obese members of The Serious Minded Brotherhood who instantly lost many kilograms, although they do occasionally complain about feeling nauseous and bloated.
If this remedy doesn’t work, DR FORD BANG can also sell you expensive magic spells for much of your hard earned monies that sort of help you shed some of your fatty mass.
Don’t delay, send DR FORD BANG many coins and dollars and watch your waist AND your wallet shrink with immediate effect.
Thank you please.

31/10/2024

One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back
~Carl Sagan

03/10/2024

I can't recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass. I'm naked in the dark. There's nothing--no veil between me and the wheel of fire.

02/10/2024

In “The Brothers Karamazov,” Dostoevsky wrote:

“Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others."

Dostoevsky believed that self-deception is one of the most destructive forces in life. When people lie to themselves, they lose their ability to discern reality and truth, which leads to confusion, disillusionment, and ultimately moral decay. He warned that self-deception erodes personal integrity, which can spiral into a loss of self-respect and respect for others. This lack of honesty and clarity makes it impossible to live authentically or form meaningful connections with others.

02/10/2024

“Man will not be free until the last King is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”
~Denis Diderot

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