21/03/2023
In honour of International Poetry Day, here’s a little something from the legend that is Dr John Cooper Clarke!!
EVIDENTLY CHICKENTOWN
The fu***ng cops are fu***ng keen
To fu***ng keep it fu***ng clean
The fu***ng chief’s a fu***ng swine
Who fu***ng draws a fu***ng line
At fu***ng fun and fu***ng games
The fu***ng kids he fu***ng blames
Are nowehere to be fu***ng found
Anywhere in Chickentown
The fu***ng scene is fu***ng sad
The fu***ng news is fu***ng bad
The fu***ng w**d is fu***ng turf
The fu***ng speed is fu***ng surf
The fu***ng folks are fu***ng daft
Don’t make me fu***ng laugh
It fu***ng hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chickentown
The fu***ng train is fu***ng late
You fu***ng wait you fu***ng wait
You’re fu***ng lost and fu***ng found
Stuck in fu***ng Chickentown
The fu***ng view is fu***ng vile
For fu***ng miles and fu***ng miles
The fu***ng babies fu***ng cry
The fu***ng flowers fu***ng die
The fu***ng food is fu***ng muck
The fu***ng drains are fu***ng fu**ed
The colour scheme is fu***ng brown
Everywhere in Chickentown
The fu***ng pubs are fu***ng dull
The fu***ng clubs are fu***ng full
Of fu***ng girls and fu***ng guys
With fu***ng murder in Their eyes
A fu***ng bloke is fu***ng stabbed
Waiting for a fu***ng cab
You fu***ng stay at fu***ng home
The fu***ng neighbors fu***ng moan
Keep The fu***ng racket down
This is fu***ng Chickentown
The fu***ng train is fu***ng late
You fu***ng wait you fu***ng wait
You’re fu***ng lost and fu***ng found
Stuck in fu***ng Chickentown
The fu***ng pies are fu***ng old
The fu***ng chips are fu***ng cold
The fu***ng beer is fu***ng flat
The fu***ng flats have fu***ng rats
The fu***ng clocks are fu***ng wrong
The fu***ng days are fu***ng long
It fu***ng gets you fu***ng down
Evidently Chickentown
