In honour of International Poetry Day, here’s a little something from the legend that is Dr John Cooper Clarke!!
EVIDENTLY CHICKENTOWN
The fu***ng cops are fu***ng keen
To fu***ng keep it fu***ng clean
The fu***ng chief’s a fu***ng swine
Who fu***ng draws a fu***ng line
At fu***ng fun and fu***ng games
The fu***ng kids he fu***ng blames
Are nowehere to be fu***ng found
Anywhere in Chickentown
The fu***ng scene is fu***ng sad
The fu***ng news is fu***ng bad
The fu***ng w**d is fu***ng turf
The fu***ng speed is fu***ng surf
The fu***ng folks are fu***ng daft
Don’t make me fu***ng laugh
It fu***ng hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chickentown
The fu***ng train is fu***ng late
You fu***ng wait you fu***ng wait
You’re fu***ng lost and fu***ng found
Stuck in fu***ng Chickentown
The fu***ng view is fu***ng vile
For fu***ng miles and fu***ng miles
The fu***ng babies fu***ng cry
The fu***ng flowers fu***ng die
The fu***ng food is fu***ng muck
The fu***ng drains are fu***ng fu**ed
The colour scheme is fu***ng brown
Everywhere in Chickentown
The fu***ng pubs are fu***ng dull
The fu***ng clubs are fu***ng full
Of fu***ng girls and fu***ng guys
With fu***ng murder in Their eyes
A fu***ng bloke is fu***ng stabbed
Waiting for a fu***ng cab
You fu***ng stay at fu***ng home
The fu***ng neighbors fu***ng moan
Keep The fu***ng racket down
This is fu***ng Chickentown
The fu***ng train is fu***ng late
You fu***ng wait you fu***ng wait
You’re fu***ng lost and fu***ng found
Stuck in fu***ng Chickentown
The fu***ng pies are fu***ng old
The fu***ng chips are fu***ng cold
The fu***ng beer is fu***ng flat
The fu***ng flats have fu***ng rats
The fu***ng clocks are fu***ng wrong
The fu***ng days are fu***ng long
It fu***ng gets you fu***ng down
Evidently Chickentown
Helen Millington Voice Coach & Drama Practitioner
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Helen is a spoken word voice coach, drama practitioner, theatre director & official vocal coach for the Institute of Swimming.
She specialises in vocal techniques for actors & C-suite level professionals. Lincoln School of Speech and Drama aims to encourage and inspire people of all ages to acquire the knowledge and confidence needed to communicate effectively. Teaching speech, drama, theatre arts, improvisation, vocal techniques and guiding students through Trinity Guildhall certificates. Also GCSE and A Level drama and English tuition, accent reduction and presentation/interview preparation.
In honour of International Poetry Day, a little something from the absolute legend that is Dr John Cooper Clarke!!! 📚😆👊🏼💥
EVIDENTLY CHICKENTOWN
The fu***ng cops are fu***ng keen
To fu***ng keep it fu***ng clean
The fu***ng chief’s a fu***ng swine
Who fu***ng draws a fu***ng line
At fu***ng fun and fu***ng games
The fu***ng kids he fu***ng blames
Are nowehere to be fu***ng found
Anywhere in Chickentown
The fu***ng scene is fu***ng sad
The fu***ng news is fu***ng bad
The fu***ng w**d is fu***ng turf
The fu***ng speed is fu***ng surf
The fu***ng folks are fu***ng daft
Don’t make me fu***ng laugh
It fu***ng hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chickentown
The fu***ng train is fu***ng late
You fu***ng wait you fu***ng wait
You’re fu***ng lost and fu***ng found
Stuck in fu***ng Chickentown
The fu***ng view is fu***ng vile
For fu***ng miles and fu***ng miles
The fu***ng babies fu***ng cry
The fu***ng flowers fu***ng die
The fu***ng food is fu***ng muck
The fu***ng drains are fu***ng fu**ed
The colour scheme is fu***ng brown
Everywhere in Chickentown
The fu***ng pubs are fu***ng dull
The fu***ng clubs are fu***ng full
Of fu***ng girls and fu***ng guys
With fu***ng murder in Their eyes
A fu***ng bloke is fu***ng stabbed
Waiting for a fu***ng cab
You fu***ng stay at fu***ng home
The fu***ng neighbors fu***ng moan
Keep The fu***ng racket down
This is fu***ng Chickentown
The fu***ng train is fu***ng late
You fu***ng wait you fu***ng wait
You’re fu***ng lost and fu***ng found
Stuck in fu***ng Chickentown
The fu***ng pies are fu***ng old
The fu***ng chips are fu***ng cold
The fu***ng beer is fu***ng flat
The fu***ng flats have fu***ng rats
The fu***ng clocks are fu***ng wrong
The fu***ng days are fu***ng long
It fu***ng gets you fu***ng down
Evidently Chickentown
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