Homestay English

14/10/2021

A man has decided not to call the fire brigade after his house caught fire saying that ‘the fire is here to say, we just need to learn to live with it'.

07/10/2021

Prime Minister Boris Johnson has insisted that in order to protect the nation's finances he is willing to make the difficult decision between taking £20 a week off the most vulnerable people in society, or closing tax loopholes that help wealthy Tory donors keep more of their money.

02/10/2021

Project Fear now Project Reality

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01/10/2021

Boris Johnson has announced plans for a trip to the moon to counter any potential cheese shortage that may arise.

25/09/2021

Brexit is actually going really well so far insisted the government today, as the country runs out of fuel, food, and workers, while enjoying ongoing struggles with border control and a lack of a trade deal with the US.

07/07/2021

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29/04/2021

A nurse from Bracknell has today learned that after a year of working on the pandemic front line, her annual pay rise would allow her to buy almost one roll of wallpaper for Downing Street.

05/03/2021

Who thinks NHS workers are being treated shamefully?

“I'm delighted the government has decided to reward the REAL heroes of this pandemic, the baby boomers who’ve built a property portfolio."

20/01/2021

“Happy fish”

Critics of Jacob Rees-Mogg, a politician and Slender Man cosplayer, have been forced to swallow humble pie after his much-derided quip, about British fish being happy, was proven right as most sea creatures agreed Brexit increased their survival chances dramatically.

21/12/2020

Leave voters were left reeling this morning after learning that a number of continental countries had somehow managed to control their own borders whilst still being part of the European Union.