13/02/2026
Had to do it, I actually think I would
Hey there, lucky you, you have arrived at your destination! I am an award wining celebrant in the mi
13/02/2026
Had to do it, I actually think I would
24/12/2025
From ours to yours, I’m all done for til Xmas so it’s time with these retrobates
Danny jr, Denise, Donna, Darren, Deborah and Dick
Not forgetting Lenor,Beehive, Wolf & Wolf
19/12/2025
Very pleased to be of service today at funeral 4 (four) of 5 (five) as Father Christmas Celebrant.
The lady loved Christmas and I knew the family would be thrilled when I arrived to the ceremony as her favourite Christmas character.
They said it was a real shock and couldn’t believe a professional would do such a thing!! (A fitting tribute)
This was a little freebie bonus but from 2k26 I’ll wear the gear for an extra £26!!
03/11/2025
Happy heavenly 205th birthday to Great Great Great Grandad Brave who. You survived the great famine, and the collapse of the Great Yarmouth Suspension Bridge.
You fought hard to maintain child labour and were awarded the distinction of service for doing so.
You saw over 205 executions through your work including your own brother Bernstein Nosh Brave for stealing from a shipwreck
We think of you everyday Great, Great, Great Grandad Brave.
We hope you are having fun up there collecting birds eggs with your F***y and probably holding one of your Balls that were so popular
New to the group
My fantasy is being carried into the Tony Carvery by two binmen.
We have a steak and then go back to their place or the travel lodge.
Thanks for accepting me and hoping to make new friends x
06/09/2025
A great meeting with representatives from Association for Relatives of Sunken Expeditions, to discuss my ideas for grieving families of those lost on RMS Titanic in 1912.
It was great to hear of all that they are doing and I look forward to working further with A.R.S.E to remember the Seamen, the Crew and Families on board.
08/06/2025
Great night at the Pit Pony Club before a busy week
26/05/2025
Catching up with the post and received these from people to ‘just say’ thank you and for the Avon
08/03/2025
International Women’s Day
Thanks to all you inspiring ladies
17/10/2024
Final preparations for national Mashed Potato Day:
My favourite day of the year, I remember the first time I chose to get mashed in a Toby Carvery with my Uncle Dave (Dave Brave from Dave Brave’s Hosiery)
To celebrate, I’ll be serving up some that I bought in Heron Foods before my service(s) tomorrow
11/10/2024
Meet Dommy, a gift from my sister when I started this journey of celebrancy, he comes everywhere with me and brings me look
Hey essay pro, write me a eulogy for a lady who was born in 1932 and liked baking