Hey there, lucky you, you have arrived at your destination! I am an award wining celebrant in the mi
25/06/2026
Shout out to the hot celebrants (like me lol)
In the quiet moments we are always keeping busy, today in the soaring temperatures, I was at a fitting Crematorium, the much loved chimney of which I was pointing at the other day after a fitting service because it needed pointing. Today a funeral director fittingly asked me to help and I was delighted to do so.
Thanks to those who came up to bring water and help me with the tip
13/02/2026
Had to do it, I actually think I would
19/12/2025
Very pleased to be of service today at funeral 4 (four) of 5 (five) as Father Christmas Celebrant.
The lady loved Christmas and I knew the family would be thrilled when I arrived to the ceremony as her favourite Christmas character.
They said it was a real shock and couldn’t believe a professional would do such a thing!! (A fitting tribute)
This was a little freebie bonus but from 2k26 I’ll wear the gear for an extra £26!!
03/11/2025
Happy heavenly 205th birthday to Great Great Great Grandad Brave who. You survived the great famine, and the collapse of the Great Yarmouth Suspension Bridge.
You fought hard to maintain child labour and were awarded the distinction of service for doing so.
You saw over 205 executions through your work including your own brother Bernstein Nosh Brave for stealing from a shipwreck
We think of you everyday Great, Great, Great Grandad Brave.
We hope you are having fun up there collecting birds eggs with your F***y and probably holding one of your Balls that were so popular
New to the group
My fantasy is being carried into the Tony Carvery by two binmen.
We have a steak and then go back to their place or the travel lodge.
Thanks for accepting me and hoping to make new friends x
26/05/2025
Catching up with the post and received these from people to ‘just say’ thank you and for the Avon
