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02/10/2026

I think the shenanigans went to its logical conlcusion...

118 wins. 8 medals. 1 strong weekend making a decent start to the Wessex League. ⚔️🔥The Breakdown:🥇 3 Gold🥈 1 Silver🥉 4 ...
02/10/2026

118 wins. 8 medals. 1 strong weekend making a decent start to the Wessex League. ⚔️🔥

The Breakdown:
🥇 3 Gold
🥈 1 Silver
🥉 4 Bronze
⚔️ 20 Fighters total

By the Numbers:
72.84% Win Rate (118 / 162 matches)
1/3 of ALL Medal Match Participants (12 total!)
28 Shutout Victories
10 Pool Sweeps

Massive shoutout to our fighters and coaches, the hard work behind the scenes showed up on piste!

A special shout out to Patrick Rance who's taken his 14th consecutive Gold for Sword & Buckler at Wessex and 10th consecutive month at world number 1, an achievement spanning nearly half a decade. He's now going to take a much deserved mini break to take on his biggest challenge yet of being a dad. Good luck to Lou who will have two of them running about the place.

25/09/2026

I can see this not ending well...

18/09/2026

I think we started something we shouldn't have, at least Omar wore protection.

As always, put your questions to Stu below and we'll continue to find ways to harrass him.

11/09/2026

In answer to Stu's question, a stranger said if I wait in the park on my own I'd get a sidesword... I think they promised sweets to Stu and Omar too.

04/09/2026

I wish my knees were as "hyper flexible" as Stu says his are, then hiding in the cupboard for so long wouldn't of hurt as much. I feel Stu's actually one of those inflatable wavey arm things or he's part jellyfish, thoughts?

Anyway, keep asking questions and we can continue to find out what's wrong with Stu.

28/08/2026

This is why you don't give the chaos goblin control of the mic. You know the drill by now, you ask us stuff, we harass Stu for an answer. Keep em coming.

21/08/2026

That explains bicep gate, but I'll remember to try this for the next tournament.

Now taking more questions and suggestions on how we can harass Stu, we might as well make this a community project at this point.

14/08/2026

Stu thought he was safe at night but the shadows betray you, because they belong to Omar!

More questions for Stu please, our ideas for harassment are only going to get worse.

07/08/2026

I did not like that on the mic, but we asked about faking people out on piste more convincingly.

Ask more questions so Omar continues to have purpose in finding new ways to annoy Stu.

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Inkpen Road
Hungerford
RG179TU

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7pm - 9pm

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