David the Humanist

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Married at First Sight UK 'brides' say they were r***d by onscreen husbands 18/05/2026

I have never been so glad I trusted my gut and politely declined the enquiry to get involved with this.
Nothing against reality TV, give me a wee dose of Selling Sunset now and again - but I’m all about celebrating your relationship - and that is impossible to do if you have never met…..!

Married at First Sight UK 'brides' say they were r***d by onscreen husbands Channel 4 was aware of one of the r**e claims before broadcast, but the woman involved still featured in the show.

Photos from David the Humanist's post 11/04/2026

So this bad boy high viz was rocked out again tonight (although I’m definitely more village people than “workie” in it!!)
Big shout out to M&S Crow Road who donated a full trolley of food, 9 crates of bread, cakes and pastries, and 3 trolleys of flowers!
£650 worth of flowers and probably £1000 worth of food all saved from landfill!
5 hostels - with somewhere in the region of 75 residents all got food - ready to eat, fresh, vegetables, pastries, and flowers!

Photos from David the Humanist's post 02/04/2026

Being at today reminded me that I hadn’t posted about Sam and Daniel’s absolutely AMAZING wedding day!

I knew there were some “new to Humanism” guests in the crowd but when I came back from seeing Sam before we started and the whole room was doing an impromptu singalong to Robbie Williams I knew I was in for a good day!!

These two pictures captured by one of the best in the business - the lanky photo ninja show what your ceremony really can be - howl til your sides hurt, cry with the joy of celebrating your love with your nearest and dearest - and I am 💯 in my conviction to NEVER doing homework. It is toooooo BORING, and I don’t want you to write for me, I don’t want to “paste” your content into a template - come to my house and TELL me your story - trust me, it will be worth it ❤️❤️❤️

12/02/2026

Come meet me - hear some of my absolutely gold plated patter* and talk weddings and wedding related nonsense.

I’ll be on the stand on Saturday 11.45-2.15!!

*my mum says, and she never lies to her favourite child.

Who's joining us at The Scottish Wedding Show this Valentine's weekend? We'll be over at stand H24 with all the chat! all Come and see us on stand H24 to and secure your date! ❤️💍

Joining us on Saturday 14th Feb...
David the Humanist
Helen Marie - Humanist Celebrant
Lorraine Ross Humanist Celebrant
Heather McArthur Humanist Celebrant
John Mccormick
Jane Bechtel

And on Sunday 15th Feb...
Mary Kane
Mandy Evans Ewing: Humanist Celebrant - HSS
Jennifer the Humanist
Alex Moore Humanist Celebrant
Ellen Gibson Humanist Celebrant
Janet Hamilton Humanist Celebrant
John The Humanist

See ye there! 👋

Photos from David the Humanist's post 07/02/2026

Side Hustlers Assemble.

So I got to spend a few hours with this fine bunch today. I get to see them randomly anyway but during wee lulls in the wedding show today we established we all have side hustles.
So, in this group - can you guess who is also -
1. Pole Dancer
2. Social Housing Employee
3. Plasterer
4. Seamstress
5. Dog Groomer
6. National Model Car Racing Champion
7. Ballon model designer.

31/01/2026

This is such a big thing for me. Your wedding cannot be held hostage by anything that happens to me. Trust me, if I can’t make it, I’ll be bloody raging, but your wedding has to happen.
Only Humanist Society Scotland Ceremonies can make that promise.

OUR CEREMONY PROMISE ✨

During your wedding ceremony you'll make promises to each other. At Humanist Society Scotland we make one very important promise to you too!

Our Ceremony Promise gives you reassurance that if illness or unforeseen circumstances prevent your chosen celebrant from conducting your ceremony, we’ll arrange emergency cover from another Humanist Society Scotland celebrant. We have a network of over 130 celebrants across Scotland, all fully trained, insured and backed by Scotland's national humanist charity.

One less "what if?" to think about and a guarantee that your day will go ahead as planned. Pinky promise 😊

Visit our website to browse celebrants and secure your date! (link in comments) 💍 👇

Photos from Dave Fallon Photography's post 05/01/2026

Yaaaaass!!

These are class, always a hoot hanging out with Dave Fallon Photography and I know I bang on about it - but trust me - doing “homework” (YAWN!!) does not let me get to know you well enough that I can make you laugh the way Ronnie is laughing in one of the ceremony shots…!

Don’t do homework. Come to my house, sit at my table and TALK to me ❤️❤️

31/12/2025
30/11/2025

The human equivalent of a buried sausage strikes again…….❤️🤣

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