03/12/2023
One of the upsides of being impecunious in the UK is that you can save a lot of money on your electricity bill in the cold months:
it's so bl***y cold in the kitchen - and the whole ground floor for that matter - that you can simply switch the fridge off and keep all the food out on the table! :)
(On top of which, you're doing your bit in the holy war against climate change. So it's basically a win-win situation!*)
