17/09/2026
Pocket inventory from today:
6 conkers (three genuinely shiny 'undefeated' champions)
1 stick classified as a emergency wizard staff
Roughly 10g of local park mud per child
Conker season has officially commenced. We spent half our morning standing under the big horse chestnut doing the heavy-pocket waddle all the way back. Zero actual string-and-skewer crafting happened because attention spans maxed out at cracking the spikey bit with a rock.
Pocket inventory from today:6 conkers (three genuinely shiny 'un...