ﹾDeepika Padukone - Queen of Bollywood

=vote=
1 (y) = Deepika Padukone
1 comnt= Katrina Kaif

Batao sab kisko kis order se bhijana chahiye kiska jana kitna jyada important hai
1. police car
2. school bus
3. ambulance
4. vip car
:)

Kamina dost -: Extreme level


Ek baar Do dost the chalte chalte unhe ek chiraag mila



Usne ghisa toh usme se jin nikala



Jin bola hukum mere aaka .. Main tum dono ki 3 wishes puri karunga



1st .. Meri Colony sari ladkiyon ko meri gf bana do


2nd mujhe ek helmet aur bike chahiye


1st bagal wali colony ki saari ladkiyon ko bhi meri gf bana do


2nd mujhe ek bike aur chahiye


1st pure city ki ladkion ko meri gf bana do


(U will surely love this )






2nd dost .. Ab is ko gay bana do

Emraan Hashmi's cute boy Ayan is suffering from CANCER....... :'(

1 like = 1 wish :-)

share pls 8-)

Dedicated to All boys:

"Apki kahani humari zubani"








Apke pas dimag hai, chalta ni alag
baat hai..


Aap smart hai,
koi manta nai hai alag baat hai..


Ap sareef hai,
lagta nai alag baat hai..


Kaafi izzat hai apki,
koi karta nai alag baat hai..


Apki bezzati ho rahi hai.. Aap phir
bhi ye post padh ke hass rahe
hai..
'kya baat hai'... :D

HAHAHA THOKO (Y)

Aashiqui 2' dekh ke pata chala ki





1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
but



DARU nahi chhod sakta.....
Piyo bhai piyo..


Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,

Pine se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti.

Botal ke satah ho agar Namkeen aur Gold
flake,

To Zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi
hoti..!! (y)

Cute Deepika in blue...

"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua? :-)

A guy just updated that -
"he found his love on delhi
metro"










ßc yaha to Metro mai seat tak ni
milti
aur logo ko true love bhi mil
jata hai......!! :P =) =D

Teachers are hot water.


Parents are mineral water.


Enemies are salt water.


Lovers are cold water
But

Frnds are Daaru ki bottle..
Khushi ho ya Gumm..
De sath har
Dum.

Hit like for our Best Buddies. (y)

Yar ek baat notice ki hai
maine
















Jabse facebook pe
feeling ka option aya hai,
log kuch zyada hi feel krne lag gye hain. :/ :p

Awesome read once...
Like kiye bina nahi rahoge


Husband and Wife in Court
Discussion .....
The Problem: Who should get
Custody of the Child? .

Wife jumped up and said:"Your
Honour I brought child into this
world with Pain and
Labour So it should be in My
Custody. ..
"The Judge turns 2 Husband &
says
"What do You have to say in
your defence?
"The Husband sits for a while
contemplating then slowly
says.....
"Your Honour.
If I put a dollar in
a Vending Machine and a Pepsi
comes Out,
whose Pepsi is it?
The Machine's or Mine?"


Yeh sunke...
Wife replied:"Judge Sahab...
Bartan Mera... Doodh bhi Mera...
Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye2 boond
Daalne
se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi
kiska.?
Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale
ka


"Husband replied :"Type writer
me kagaz Maine dala, keys
daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki,
fir Chithi kiski?
Typewriter ki ya Meri?
"Frustrated Judge (Getting
mad):
"Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi
Haath se hi likh leta To ye
Noubat hi na Aati.
".




Samjhe kya... nahi samjhe pogo dekho :p
hahahahahahahhahahahaha