Math Time

John Nash proved every Riemannian manifold can be isometrically embedded into Euclidean space... thus proving Flat Earth (sphere (Riemannian) plane (Euclidean))... Alas Big Globe accused him of Schizophrenia to silence him

A food critic went to a U-shaped restaurant and gave it two stars... it didn't have any effect on it though (only Fenchel-Moreau fans will get this one)

Théorème de Bennani-Smirez

*Passes to the Dual*
Lagrange markiplier : Oh nononono
Klu Klux Team Conditions : Bahahahaha
Objective function : *actually is not convex... like a boss*
Clarke's subdifferential : Err... take dis LL bro (Locally Lipschitz)
SGD (Société General la Défense) : Hold my beer...

Could Hanh-Banach Theorem be useful for med students ? Indeed... it could : X-ray Computed Tomography demands the inversion of a Radon transform...This is equivalent to an infinite-dimensional optimization problem, to which Hanh-Banach theorem offers the basis for dual formulations thanks to its separation abilities.

If Cantor built a paradise for us then why his staircase called Devil's Staircase? Checkmate Hilberists

Just came up with a new measure called the joint measure...
First let C(s):=amount of w**d in sub-cylinder s of the joint
Then the measure is defined for a subset of the joint E as:
j(E):=inf{sum(C(J_k)): (J_k) is a sequence of open cylinders with E included in U(J_k)}

I eat my own p**p so that my p**ping does not increase entropy... What did you do to minimize entropy today?