30/09/2026
Learn Puhekieli from Real Finnish 🇫🇮
1️⃣ Siekää et tiiä perkele —
Puhekieli
siekää = sinäkään (you don't either) — sie is an Eastern Finnish dialect form of sinä; kää = kään (either, in negatives)
et tiiä = et tiedä (you don't know)
perkele = a Finnish swear word, used here as an intensifier ("damn it" / "for crying out loud")
English
You don't know either, damn it —
2️⃣ ommaa puhelinnumeroa.
Puhekieli
ommaa = omaa (own, partitive) — puhekieli form of omaa
puhelinnumeroa = phone number (partitive)
English
…your own phone number.
3️⃣ Aina annat minun puhelinnumeron — En tosiaan tiiä.
Puhekieli
aina annat = you always give
minun puhelinnumeron = my phone number
en tosiaan tiiä = en tosiaan tiedä (I really don't know)
tosiaan = really / honestly
English
You always give my number instead. — I honestly don't know it.
4️⃣ ja ne on, että "no nyt ne on tullu ne pelletit tänne."
Puhekieli
ne on = ne ovat (they are)
no nyt = well now
ne on tullu = ne ovat tulleet (they have arrived)
ne pelletit = the pellets (wood pellets for heating)
tänne = here
English
…and they say "well, the pellets have arrived here now."
5️⃣ Joo.
Puhekieli
joo = yes / yeah — very casual, more common in speech than kyllä
English
Yeah.
6️⃣ Nii, ja mie en oo tilannu mittää.
Puhekieli
nii = niin (yeah / so)
mie = minä (I) — Eastern Finnish dialect
en oo = en ole (I haven't)
tilannu = tilannut (ordered)
mittää = mitään (anything) — Eastern Finnish dialect form
English
Yeah, and I haven't ordered anything.
7️⃣ Miten sie sen muistat?!
Puhekieli
miten = how
sie = sinä (you) — Eastern Finnish dialect
sen muistat = muistat sen (you remember it)
English
How do you even remember it?!
•A note on dialect: This clip mixes regular puhekieli with Eastern Finnish dialect (Savonian). The key differences: sie instead of sä (you), mie instead of mä (I), mittää instead of mitään (anything). You don't need to speak this way, but you'll hear it from people from the Savo or Karelia regions.
•Context: He doesn't know his own phone number — so he always gives his wife's instead. She gets a call saying the pellets have arrived, except she never ordered any. He remembers her number better than his own number . 😂