School LIFE

Two minute management course.

Lesson One ...

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two ...

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson - Bu****it might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three ...

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lessons -
(1) Not everyone who s**ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep s**t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your two-minute
Management course ...

What does your body language say about your mind?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ovo7uA8JrCk

No handshake for you! The subtle difference between Gordon Brown and Barack Obama: Brown won't shake a police officer's hand at 10 Downing Street (from HIGNFY S37E01, better video...

Mindblowing.......
1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st
anatomy class. They all gathered around the
table with real dead body. The professor started
the class by telling them two important qualities
as a doctor. The 1st is that never be disgusted
about anything regarding the body e.g. he
inserted his finger in the body's ass & on
drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth &
tasted it. Then he told the students to do the
same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually everyone inserted their fingers in
the body's ass & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at
them & said :Be like Engineers. The most
important 2nd quality is Observation. I inserted
my middle finger but tasted the index finger.
Now learn to pay attention

Answer 10 questions only to know who you are and who you wanted to be.

AGREE??

Funny meanings...
> CIGARETTE: A pinch of to***co rolled in paper
with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
> MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a
man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman
gains her master's.
> CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number
present.
> CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody
talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the
end.
> SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things
straight!
>YAWN: The only opportunity some married men
ever get to
open their mouths.
> EXPERIENCE: The name men give to
their mistakes.
> DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
> OPTIMIST: A person who,
while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
> BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.
> POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before
elections and your confidence afterwards.
> DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills with pills and
later kills you with his bills....
AGREED??

Be attentive and participate in the class activity all the times