Ninja School For Orphans

NSO Group Bracelets are here! Feels so good to be a part of a world-changing corporation!

Captain Data!?!

Data Explains How To Be Second In Command Data gives a stern explanation to Mr. Worf after he publicly shows irritation to Data's command style.

Is the world ready for the N.S.F.O.?

Ninja School receives endowment from Trump Administration.
Many thanks!!

First Annual Ninja School For Orphans Spelling Bee

Will be hosted this year by St. Jerome Orphanage in Little Creek, VA on August 25th, 2012. All are invited to view the festivities and contest live, via satellite. If you have made a financial or humanitarian donation to the NSO then please RSVP and join us at the Mariott of Norfolk for preliminary festivities! Photo ID Required, families welcome!

The NSO has also announced the generous prizes to be awarded after the Spelling Bee:

1st Place Orphan will be adopted by loving, rich, white parents who own a pony and want to travel the world with their child.

2nd - 100th place Orphans will be officially adopted by the Ninja School For Orphans.

Good luck to all our contestants! Start studying!

Ever had trouble sleeping?

Recent studies, funded by the NSO, have shown that homeless people and orphans can cause restlessness in those that see them. When community members donate their bums and orphans to the NSO they are taking an active role in supporting the health of their community.

The next time you're tired, and see a drifter, vagrant or panhandler, consider notifying one of our local NSO Collection Centers (NSOCC) and we'll take care of the rest!

Thank you for being an important part of improving the health of your community.

Yet another victory for mankind began in the slums of Rotterdam not so long ago.

A young orphan, fighting for his life on the hostile streets and nicknamed "Bean" because his growth was stunted for lack of nutrition, has finally found a home. He was found by a nun who was horrified at his desperate situation and perceived young Bean to possess superior intelligence. Sister Carlotta lifted him out of the murderous environment that would have killed him by securing passage for Bean to the Ninja School For Orphans in Denmark where a warm bed, nutritious food and rigorous training await him at Ninja School.

For bringing such stories to life we thank Sister Carlotta, Orson Scott Card and all those who have donated anthropomorphistic refuse to the Ninja School for Orphans, and in so doing, have imbued that outcast with purpose.