We learn many important life lessons like how to make fizzy water and be a battering ram. Your head must be bigger than 58" in circumference.
The bigger the head, the better you will do in school.
04/06/2022
We are happy to announce that students who meet the requirements will be entitled to a free Blue Raspberry Airhead with every meal plan. The following are required to be eligible for this promotion:
1. Enrolled in one of our 6 exclusive fall classes (Applications available online).
2. Subscribed to our Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, and Habbo hotel forum.
3. Have a head in the shape of a hot air balloon.
Due to many reported cases of the Slant Eyed Sickness among some of our bigger headed students, we will be closing our doors until further notice. Together we will isolate, and fight against this Kung Flu to ensure we don't further spread the sweet & sour sickness.
11/01/2019
In light of recent headlines, The Big Head Academy would like to publicly back one of our former students, Mr. Bezos. No matter what the outcome, we know in our hearts Jeff is innocent.
Don't forget to sign up for our exclusive spring course!. Come learn about centrifugal force in our Gyroscopic Head Physics 101. There are still a few spots left, don't wait!
Young student trying out the new equipment ahead of spring 2019 courses.
Hurry up and get those heads measured before it's too late! Enrollment for Fall classes ends soon.
29/08/2012
Dean of Big Head Academy.