Sir Lesley 𝓓𝓮 𝓑𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓲𝓼𝓽

I was drunk and scrolling on Facebook when I stumbled upon this beautiful lady and immediately I saw her,I knew I have found my missing rib.

We became friends that same night and we began to chat on daily basis.

She was foine and yummy yummy.

Infact she was so tantalizing,

So fantabulous.

I was deeply in love with her and wanted to meet her as soon as possible.

But there was a big problem on the way,

my parents would not allow any girl to visit me at home,not even my cousins.

They used to seize my phone whenever they noticed a female number in my contact,

So,I knew it won't be possible bringing my darling to the house unless I wanted my parents to cook us alive.

After few days of meticulous planning,I finally came up with a brilliant plan.

I went to my mum and told her that our school fees had been increased by our new principal,

She used to ask long questions in order to get the details of every information,but I was shocked when she looked at me and just said,"okay"

Finally,the plan was ready and I had already booked a special room in a hotel
for the two of us.We had planned on spending the whole weekend in that hotel.

I had already dressed up for school and was about to leave when my mum called me back.

She asked me to sit down and my heart jumped in fear.

She asked me if I had a girlfriend and I said,"No ma,how can?I don't even look at girls in my school."

She was quiet for a while as she gently tapped her feet on the ground.

She asked the same question three times and I would also reply with the same answer assuring my mum that I am innocent.

When I reached school that morning,I began calling my girlfriend and surprisingly,she told me that she was already at the hotel.

I wanted to ask her how she managed to get to that hotel when I was not the one that gave her the address,but I was so eager to meet my new girl that I forgot to ask her any other questions.

I had to sneak out of the class just because of my baby girl,I could not afford to keep my sweetheart waiting.

When I reached the hotel room,I realized that my girlfriend was not there
like she had claimed,so I had to call her back immediately.

She claimed to be inside the hotel building,but she wanted us to play a game,since it was our first time together.

It was a fantasy game where the lady would tie the hands of her boyfriend together and she would begin to flog him with a whip.

The girl was so sweet that I wouldn't mind receiving hundred lashes from her.

She sent someone into my room with the gadgets and just in a couple of minutes,the job was done.

She even covered my eyes as well,telling me that she had a big surprise for me, something I would really admire.

I waited anxiously for my babe to enter the room so I could atleast hug her tight and give her a kiss.

Finally,the door was opened and two
persons walked in, without saying anything to me.

The room was eerily silent as if there was no one around.

Then,my girlfriend came closer to me and she gently untied my eyes.

I was smiling at first,but as soon as I saw who was standing in front of me,I fainted.

It was my mum and my dad that had entered the hotel room and both of them were holding long long canes and koboko.

I never knew that it was my mum that I have been toasting online all this while.

My dad was also aware of this,but he acted like nothing was going on.

How she was able to change her voice still remained a mystery till today.

They flogged the spirit of girlfriend out of my body,like I saw "girlfriend spirit"
running out of my body and screaming for her life.

My dad that was supposed to support me was targeting my buttocks,

"Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" you will hear on my buttocks and I will just let out a loud mess."paaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaa"

Those who saw me after that day were all thinking that I did BBL, buttocks enlargement.

I have dropped all my boxers, because none of them can enter me right now,

The only thing I wear these days is G string and other over size pants.

While other guys are busy enjoying sweet girls,I was busy toasting my mum,

Can you imagine?

Now,it's only those oversize panties that I can wear.

And when I want to sleep,I always make sure my buttocks is facing up,

Please, nobody should laugh,I expect you all to sympathize with me and advise me on what to do next,

Please don't laugh okay?
# just to ease your stress and keep your day running smoothly

So this was me last year November, merely out of idleness I decided to play the DV lottery. And guess who got selected me of course. But guess what? I'm not going anywhere because of my love for you all and also this sweet country pay too taste fo livam

We expect alot academically from people with lenses.
What were/are your thoughts about people with lenses?
Mine in the comment section⬇️⬇️⬇️

What a historical month. Growing up what did you hear about OSAMA BIN LADEN. I can clearly still recall that calendar frame we had on our wall.

Happy new month of the year special people.
On this special day of the month, labour day is celebrated. A big shout out to all the workers on this space, for you all deserve this celebration and more.
Okay now let's try getting some insight in line with this celebration in Cameroon.
Why is labour not celebrated by civil servants ?

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Guess the name of the organism on the pictures.

Can you function without Facebook?
If yes why?
If no why?

𝗔𝗗𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗧

Treatment of Joint and other pains by
Dr Foinso Hilary.
Contact: 677962489
Clinic at Slaughter House Junction, opposite UCB Depot New Town Limbe.

Bienvenue au CAP Limbe, votre Centre des ARTHRITES et des DOULEUR, Tel 677962489 ( contact du medecin). Ici les maux des articulations et biens d'autres douleurs sont soignés par les injections. Nous sommes situer à l'entrée de l'Abbattoire de Limbe, New Town.
Sîr Lesley