Dank Memes grow Soybeans

Dank Memes grow Soybeans The premier slightly always drunk place to get pizza, drink some alcohol, go to the gym, get some tutoring services in Mathematics, or just have a goodtime

We offer exquisite party hosting services, in our many fine venues, including:

-The pizza Palace, complete with Children's play area, Ball Pit, and Bar

-The barnasium, featuring a fully stocked Gymnasium complete with full bar services and a licensed Vaporizer/smoke lounge

-The math tutoring center, where we offer full mathematics tutoring and lecture services, from prepreschool up to third doctorate, for you lovable overachievers out there studying dynamic complex chaos number theory! This one also has a bar

-The daycare area, featuring a wide range of toys for children to play with to distract them from your binge drinking/smoking/eating/exercising, or whatever your poison is, we have it all! This area includes a bar and smoking area as well

-The buddhist temple area, complete with religious councelling services with our resident Monk, Ali Monstache, fully licensed bar, and 1000 sqft dance floor

-The gamer room, fully stocked with a plethora of video games, board games, two pool tables, two dart boards, and some other stuff that I can't remember. This one also has a bar, a glass floor to see the ground through, and another licensed indoor smoking area

-A performance stage, with 800 guest capacity dance floor, suitable for bands, DJs, and amateur performance in the main room. Complete with bar, smoking area, and tim hortons

I could go on and on about our many facilities, but I'm tired now. Come on down anytime! We are always open, always empty, and always ready to party!!!

11/20/2017

What has happened to my flourishing restaurant? Who has hacked us?

12/04/2015
Coming up on May 8th: first performance at the Barnasium main stage: Lil Zimpson!!!! This show is gonna be so hype, and ...
04/25/2015

Coming up on May 8th: first performance at the Barnasium main stage: Lil Zimpson!!!! This show is gonna be so hype, and its gonna sell out fast, VIP and general admission available. Message the page for guestlist.

(note: you can pay for admission with tickets or vital organs)

Lil Zimpson's smash hit "Yello Stunnah" here ----------------------> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66mMWyvcD0g

Find tickets here: https://soundcloud.com/father_john

"Uve ne'er hurd nething lyke thiz b4. Itz ya boy Lil Zimpson, aka Yung Bort, aka Tha Mustard God aka Jaundice Denniz tha Menace, aka Dinosaur Flattop, otherw...

01/28/2015

We have not failed and reached 13 Likes!! Thanks friends for your dedication to our nearly legitimate business!

01/28/2015

Woohoo! 12 likes! band together and make it 13! we cannot fail!

01/27/2015

Don't forget friends we also offer Math Tutoring and Daycare services!!! We're like Walmart but fun!

Address

28 Elgin Street Apartment 10
Waterloo, ON
N2J2R1

Telephone

+15197503124

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