09/13/2026
NOTICE OF MANDATORY ICE CREAM LIQUIDATION
Ross Street Ice Cream Company closes today. The public is directed to eliminate all remaining inventory.
Failure to do so will result in Taco Loft servers being assigned additional stair-based ice cream duties. They have already completed a full summer of this nonsense. Management has reviewed the option of moving the cabinet upstairs and rejected it without appeal.
All cones and scoops are $4. Weather-related excuses will not be accepted.
Support Morning Star. Eat the ice cream. This file closes today.