Lyle S. Tribe

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MEGLEBUMB

Well… ya see I was sittin’ on the porch just the other night,
an’ I was a thinkin’ bout’s the gazanfraz an razanaz an littlefurrimites; when all of a sudden, afore my eyes, up jumped a Meglebumb, to my surprise! He looked at me right in the eyes an said

“ Duh..I are duh Meglebumb, but dat turley don’ mean I’m dumb, but I are duh Meglebumb.”

Well I was speechless. I didn’t know what to say. I’d never see’d one of them thar critters afore. I thought maybe it was one of them thar teleevision gizmos. Why, I heard about them; but thar warn’t no one else around. Just that little Meglebumb critter sittin’ thar a starin’. I thought his eye balls were gonna pop right out his head! He had his mouth wide open too! Well…

” Where y’all from?” I asked the little critter; an he said

“Duh..I are duh Meglebumb, but dat turley don’ mean I’m dumb, but I are duh Meglebumb.” ….

“ Well I know’d that! But what are duh Meglebumb!” ….

” ahh…I are duh Meglebumb. ” …..

Well…That’s the whole story folks. The little critters have been around ever since. They ain’t moved an inch neither. I just thought I’d let y’all know bout’ my Meglebumb. That’s a Bmubelgem spelt back’ards; which don’t mean a whole lot more than Meglebumb; but if you’re ever sittin’ up, late at night, thinkin’ bout’s da gazanfraz an razanaz an little furrimites, an a little critter jumps up and says

“Duh..I are duh Meglebumb, but dat turley don’ mean I’m dumb, but I are duh Meglebumb.” Thar ain’t no need to be afeerd, cause he won’t hurtcha and he’ll never leave neither.

You have a goodnight all……………………………..

Written and Narrated by Lyle S. Tribe

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The Meglebumb is a little critter that was discovered by an old prospector in 1979, in the Caribou region of British Columbia. They are very illusive little critters that glow in the dark but disappear when they close their eyes. They also have two identical faces; one on each side of it's odd little shape.