02/09/2026
BLUE CRASH INCOMING: KUFI'S ON THE PEPSI 🥤💥
Campus's finest wild card, Kufi, just bagged a Sales Executive position at Transcom Beverages (PepsiCo) under company payroll. Coke stock is officially panicking, targets are shaking, and Pepsi's standard operating procedure is about to get rewritten. Lock up the boardroom! 🚀🔥