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29/03/2026

āφāϞ⧋āϚāύāĻž āφāϰ āĻļāĻžāĻ¨ā§āϤāĻŋāĻĒā§‚āĻ°ā§āĻŖ āĻĨāĻžāĻ•āϞ⧋ āύāĻž

20/03/2026

✨ Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨

After a month of patience, reflection, and self-discipline, Eid arrives not just as a celebration, but as a reminder — that even in the most chaotic moments of life, there is always space for joy, gratitude, and a little bit of laughter.

May this Eid bring you peace in your heart, happiness in your home, and just the right amount of sarcasm to survive the awkward family gatherings.

Stay blessed, stay smilingâ€Ļ and don’t forget — even your “Eidi negotiations” require proper strategy. 😉

18/03/2026

Even if you have millions, you can't afford it ✨

01/03/2026

another one from ikra apu.Cheating isn’t a mistake it’s a choice.

01/03/2026

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Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un
We are saddened by the news of the martyrdom of Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. I extend my heartfelt condolences to the people of Iran during this difficult time. May Allah grant them patience and strength in their grief.

The current instability in the Middle East has already placed regional stability at serious risk. Any further military escalation will not only endanger one nation but could push the entire region toward a devastating conflict. During the holy month of Ramadan, such attacks will deeply hurt and anger ordinary people across the Muslim world and further threaten global peace.

The United Nations and global leaders must act decisively and responsibly to safeguard world peace.

28/02/2026

āĻ­āĻžāϞ⧋āĻŦāĻžāϏāĻž āĻ•āĻŋāĻ­āĻžāĻŦ⧇ āϰāĻ™ āĻŦāĻĻāϞāĻžā§Ÿ!
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That “Grow together” kinda love.

We spent a lot of time together on this road, grew up together. Now it’s not just the two of us, we’re three! As we continue to change with age, there’s one thing that will never change...

Love!

ŠIkra_Ivnath

20/12/2025

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10/11/2025

āĻšā§āϝāĻžāĻ˛ā§āϞ⧋ āϰāĻžāχāĻĒāĻžāĻŦāϞāĻŋāĻ•āĻžāύāϏ....
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06/11/2025

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