Paul Else Educator of the year

"so the withdrawal method is pretty much unreliable, after one year of using this technique, a woman is bound to get pregnant" - paul "OH S**T!" - some guy (student)

you can die from increased blood pressure... like when you are sitting on the toilet when you are constipated and your face goes all red and you are like grrrr uhhhhh

and the barbed p***s tears out the vaginal lining....like mroww, mrowww