17/06/2023
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Her Supreme Royal Highness Doctor Madam President Sir
1. Less Tax. 2. More Beer. 3. 97% More Sex. 4. EVERYBODY GETS A FREE HAT. I read the instructions. "Write a long description of your page."
It was a bright, sunny day when I began to reach for my keyboard to commence writing the long description of my page. Shrewdly grasping the mammoth nature and scope of this task, I purchased dictionaries in several languages in order to fully bypass the language barrier. My initial plan was to write this description, translate it into every language in the world, and then burn all but English whil
Just because it takes me 12 years to figure out how ‘everybody gets a free hat’ doesn’t mean I made a promise I couldn’t keep. Have a little patience, people. The worst part of the journey will be the end, there you’ll be, holding a lumpy, awkward, slightly plastic feeling Free Hat. It’ll arrive in that obnoxious, cheap, crunchy clear plastic packaging. You’ll look at the hat with its megalomaniac slogan and it’s exhorbitant price tag and you’ll think “well, that was sh*t” as you toss it away. And then, having received your Free Hat, all my channels for hat-related complaints will be closed to you. Your innate buyers remorse will make you feel groggy and nauseous. And as you slide in to bed, as the rebound depression strikes, you may begin to cry, your tears marking a new hatless era, where no hat is on its way and there is nobody in charge to whom you can address your strongly worded letter.
BUT... right now you are entitled to a Free Hat, and if yours hasn’t arrived I suggest you go to the Kez 4 Prez group page and stand up for yourself.
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