Funky Lizard Music Lessons

02/02/2024

I have a few spots available for lessons after school (Thursdays)
Guitar, bass, drums, ukelele, dobro, mandolin, Tibetan nose flute !

03/08/2023

He’s back .. Dave Javier doing his thing - well hidden behind the mic screen 😎

11/04/2023

Folks!

I have some spots free for tuition - Guitar, Drums, Bass, Ukelele, Mandolin, Dobro and Lapsteel !

Contact via Messenger or email [email protected]

19/01/2021

Got a few spots free for lessons if you know anyone who may be interested!

This is a recent pic of me running some shapes for a high profile soundcheck !

23/09/2020

10/02/2020

Good things emerging from the land of the FunkyLizard !

It's been a while since we've heard from Newcastle songwriter Anousha Victoire, but thankfully that balance has been redressed with the release of her

14/02/2018

The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

24/01/2017

Hi folks !

Welcome to 2017!

I have some free spots on Thursday afternoons/evenings if anyone is looking for some private tuition!
Guitar, Bass, Drums, Mandolin, Dobro, Lapsteel.

Hit me up!

Cheers
Robbie

17/07/2016

I have some free spots on Wednesday & Thursday afternoons if anyone is looking for some private tuition!
Guitar, Bass, Drums, Mandolin, Dobro, Lapsteel.

09/07/2016

Folks!

I'll be taking on some students again this half of the year! So let me know if you, or anyone you know might need like some help& direction with anything - guitar, bass, drums, mandolin, ukulele and slide/lapsteel/dobro!

Yeehaw!

Robbie L

04/05/2014

Funky Lizard has 2 (two, zwei) spots available for lessons this term, on Monday afternoons/evenings! Drop a line if interested, or for more info!