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Is your computer safe? Let Wing explain...

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Meet our new resident network specialist. He's replacing some useless prick who's flying north to start a branch office.

Please make him feel welcome, even though he probably isn't.

Our latest training program is now on offer...

Komputer Kindergarten It's not tough to use a computer!

S*x Sells, so we've designed a new printer range for you all to enjoy!

We need to revamp our logo to something more like this one. Subliminal, suggestive, poignant.

Our latest software fix release!

PC Matic http://www.pcmatic.com/

Another of our happy Government Clients.

Nobody can say we don't know the techno lingo. Here you can see some heavily-qualified Bull-Schmidt Technologies employees walking the walk.

Bull-Schmidt Technologies heartily endorses the use of such helpful robot minions in museums.

As the robot has reached a point of being ready practical use and applications, we can safely assume that people have already killed as many other people with it as is possible, and that they already tire of having s*x with it.

Photos: CSIRO trials ex-deadly and ex-s*xy telepresence robot Offers remote tours of Australia's National Museum. No longer used to kill people or for s*x.

Case Study Show: A customer recently came to us complaining of a slight buzzing coming from their computer. Quite innovatively, we fixed it through the addition of our patented Spider Diesel Performance Peripheral Visionaries™ device.

Bull-Schmidt Technologies always advocates Health and Safety Online, except when Online Now.