Bull-Schmidt Technologies

09/12/2014

Is your computer safe? Let Wing explain...

Wing, Safe Computer http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/safe-computer/id432592156?i=432592163 Written By: Wing and Rappy McRapperson YOLO

12/02/2014

16/01/2014

Meet our new resident network specialist. He's replacing some useless prick who's flying north to start a branch office.

Please make him feel welcome, even though he probably isn't.

26/04/2013

Our latest training program is now on offer...

It's not tough to use a computer!

17/04/2013

S*x Sells, so we've designed a new printer range for you all to enjoy!

04/04/2013

We need to revamp our logo to something more like this one. Subliminal, suggestive, poignant.

04/04/2013

Our latest software fix release!

http://www.pcmatic.com/

27/03/2013

Another of our happy Government Clients.

27/03/2013

Nobody can say we don't know the techno lingo. Here you can see some heavily-qualified Bull-Schmidt Technologies employees walking the walk.

26/03/2013

Bull-Schmidt Technologies heartily endorses the use of such helpful robot minions in museums.

As the robot has reached a point of being ready practical use and applications, we can safely assume that people have already killed as many other people with it as is possible, and that they already tire of having s*x with it.

Offers remote tours of Australia's National Museum. No longer used to kill people or for s*x.

26/03/2013

Case Study Show: A customer recently came to us complaining of a slight buzzing coming from their computer. Quite innovatively, we fixed it through the addition of our patented Spider Diesel Performance Peripheral Visionaries™ device.

26/03/2013

Bull-Schmidt Technologies always advocates Health and Safety Online, except when Online Now.