Who Gives A Crap

08/09/2026

What? Haven’t you seen a giant, farting, talking toilet roll handing out free samples before?

Some lucky people got to experience this first hand recently as we rolled around the UK delivering compliments and rolls for all!

Trust us, it wasn’t weird.

06/09/2026

If you could choose the sound your toilet makes when it flushes, what would it be?

We’d definitely choose ‘applause’.

04/09/2026

So, had a weird nightmare last night…if one kitchen appliance came to life, which would be the most dangerous?

02/09/2026

If you’ve got a friend called Sam, spin around, pinch yourself and thank your lucky stars they’ve come into your life.

31/08/2026

We're not saying our customers are more creative than everyone else… Actually, maybe we are.

Have you created any masterpieces with our wrappers? Let us know!

26/08/2026

Happy World Toilet Paper Day to all! Our rolls work hard donating 50% of profits to help everyone access clean water and toilets, so they deserve a day to let loo-se. How will you be celebrating?

23/08/2026

These are the things we think about at night. What’s your call? Or does it depend on the toilet’s mood?

21/08/2026

Is there such thing as too many plants in the house?

The answer may depend on whether you’re Tarzan, and/or your ability to keep plants alive.

Send a message to learn more

19/08/2026

A home full of life and love (and things we’ll definitely put away later). P.S it’s time to restock your toilet rolls

17/08/2026

The good news: we sell bin bags. The bad news: we also have no idea which bin goes out tonight.