Mallacoota & District Tool Library - MADTL

Mallacoota & District Tool Library - MADTL The Mallacoota & District Tool Library is open Thursdays from 9am to 11am and Saturdays 10am to 12 noon.

Spring is sprung…The grass has riz….(Bugga!)I wonder where the mower is?Yup, that time of the year when the garden start...
26/08/2026

Spring is sprung…
The grass has riz….
(Bugga!)
I wonder where the mower is?

Yup, that time of the year when the garden starts demanding attention again….😫😳😀.

Happily, all your mower and other garden maintenance tools are to be found at your local Tool Library 😀. We’re open Thursdays from 9-11 am and Saturdays from 10 am to 12 pm.

Look for the neatly trimmed premises at 96 Bastion Point Road.

Census night!  But disappointingly NO questions on tools!  None at all!  Despite DIY, garden maintenance and repairs con...
11/08/2026

Census night!

But disappointingly NO questions on tools! None at all! Despite DIY, garden maintenance and repairs consuming the majority of Australian weekends….

So we decided to help the ABS out by adding a couple of tool related questions 😀.

1. How do you obtain your tools? Pick one.

🔲 I spend a fortune at Total Tools, Bunnings and Tools’R’Us.

🔲 Borrow or scrounge ‘em.

🔲 I’m a Tool Library member and have unlimited access to a range of great tools for a mere $60 per annum.

2. When did you last donate your recyclable cans and bottles to support your local Tool Library? Pick one.

🔲 Donated all the cans and bottles from the M-I-L’s knees up last weekend.

🔲 Every week, its a small thing I can do to support a great local cause.

🔲 I didn’t know I could do that….*

The Mallacoota and District Tool Library is open for business from 9-11 am on Thursdays and from 10 am to 12 pm on Saturdays. You’ll find us in the dark grey shed at 96 Bastion Point Road.

*. You sure can. Just chuck ‘em in our purpose built receptacle at the Tool Library and we’ll do the rest 😀.

A local fairy tale..In the deepest darkest crevices of Shady Gully lives a community of elves led by fairy Queen Patrici...
05/08/2026

A local fairy tale..

In the deepest darkest crevices of Shady Gully lives a community of elves led by fairy Queen Patricia (aka Shady Pat). For years they’ve relied on magic potions and spells to get by. Indeed, Shady Pat has in her possession the most powerful of wands…

But - much to the dismay of his elders - youngest elf Kevin showed no interest in magic…no interest at all! He was more interested in things mechanical…safety goggles made of dragonfly wings, a drill powered by a woodpecker, clamps fashioned from discarded clothes pegs…

His family despaired…

“Where did we go wrong?” cried his mother “Perhaps we should have named him Puck or Blossom Bottom or some other more elvish name.“

The shame…

Until…

Last week a massive deer* rampaged through Shady Gully trampling elf homes and businesses… the destruction was great!

“Lo and behold” Shady Pat postured, waving her wand majestically “Order will be restored”.

Yeah, nah!

So young Kevin got to work with his tools and made good all the damage.

The End

Magic not doing it for you? Join the Mallacoota and District Tool Library! We’re open from 9-11 am on Thursdays and 10 am to 12 pm. Look for the wondrous grotto at 96 Bastion Point Road.

*We saw it on the way home from SES training…be aware…

Crossword time!*Here are your clues…Across:1.  The most remote town in Victoria (10)3.  The outer tribes (8)5.  A reposi...
28/07/2026

Crossword time!*

Here are your clues…

Across:

1. The most remote town in Victoria (10)

3. The outer tribes (8)

5. A repository of great things to borrow (7)

Down

2. Plus, in addition (3)

4. You want to borrow one, not be one (4)

How did you go? 😀

The Mallacoota and District Tool Library is open for business on Thursdays from 9-11 am and Saturdays from 10 am to 12 pm. We’re at 96 Bastion Point Road.

* When you ask Chatty Pete (aka Chat GPT) to make up a crossword for you and end up having to draw it yourself…😳

Nothing says “I love you” more than a bouquet of power tools….Unless its a different bouquet each week… 😀.Score serious ...
21/07/2026

Nothing says “I love you” more than a bouquet of power tools….

Unless its a different bouquet each week… 😀.

Score serious brownie points with your other half by giving them the gift of everlasting power tools…

At $60 per annum, Tool Library membership is a dead set bargain.

Power tool bouquets available at the Mallacoota and District Tool library in the dark grey shed at 96 Bastion Point Road. Our friendly volunteer tool florists are available from 9-11 am on Thursdays and from 10 am to 12 pm on Saturdays.

When you look up from your morning cuppa while house minding and see eight massive trespassing cows chomping their way t...
14/07/2026

When you look up from your morning cuppa while house minding and see eight massive trespassing cows chomping their way through all the newly planted shrubs enroute to the main road….

Bugga!

Shrub, cow and car survival forcing your correspondent to abandon brekkie and run out the door wielding cobweb broom, clad in fluffy pink dressing gown, gumboots and beanie.

Sexy! 😳

Temporary barricade - reminiscent of Les Miserables- erected using star pickets, blocks of wood, poles, ramps and other bits and bobs….

The moral of the story? Good fences maketh good neighbours….

Fences need fixing? You’ll find the necessary tools at the Mallacoota and District Tool Library! We’re open Thursdays from 9-11 am and Saturdays from 10 am to 12 pm. We’re in the dark grey shed at 96 Bastion Point Road.

PS I’d post a selfie in cow redirection outfit but such hotness might make you lose your s**t 😂😂😂.

Here is a recent testimonial:‘With the money I saved from my tool library membership, I was able to invest in plants to ...
08/07/2026

Here is a recent testimonial:

‘With the money I saved from my tool library membership, I was able to invest in plants to line my recently constructed boardwalk 😎. A lotta of plants…..seriously, a LOT of plants 😀,’ *

The Mallacoota and District Tool Library is open for business on Thursdays from 9-11 am and 10 am to 12 pm on Saturdays. The path to mass planting starts at the dark grey shed at 96 Bastion Point Road 😀.

*This testimonial may be autobiographical 😀.

‘To do’ list:* Make stuff* Fix stuff* Mow stuff* Cut stuff* Measure stuff* Renew Tool Library membership (so you’ve got ...
01/07/2026

‘To do’ list:

* Make stuff
* Fix stuff
* Mow stuff
* Cut stuff
* Measure stuff
* Renew Tool Library membership (so you’ve got the wherewithal to do stuff….)

A gentle reminder membership fees are now due and an absolute bargain at $60 for the 2026-27 financial year 😀. Of course, you could also go for the fancy dancy executive package which includes our rather classy MADTL polo sheet (recently featured on the cover of Esquire magazine).

Not yet a member? Our volunteer tool librarians will be happy to sign you up!

The Mallacoota and District Tool Library is open for business on Thursdays from 9-11 am and Saturdays from 10 am to 12 pm. Look for the lads in our corporate uniform in the dark grey shed at 96 Bastion Point Road.

Wanna get in early on this year’s must have clothing item?  We’ve now got MADTL polo shirts!  Whoot!Pictured here modell...
23/06/2026

Wanna get in early on this year’s must have clothing item? We’ve now got MADTL polo shirts! Whoot!

Pictured here modelled by urbane Tool Librarian Peter fresh from his Esquire Australia magazine cover debut 😀. (Jacob Elordi and Hugh Jackman begged for the gig….)

Sizes available range from Small to XXLarge and numbers are strictly limited, so those who wish to show their support for the TL (and look darn good whilst they are doing it) will need to get in quick!

The polos are $40 each and can be picked up from the TL at 96 Bastion Point Road on Thursday from 9-11 am or Saturday between 10am and 12 pm. Cash or bank transfer only…..no credit cards or tap and go.

Coincidentally, the Mallacoota and District Tool Library is also open at the same times in the same venue. So you can pick up a chainsaw, pay your dues and emerge looking like a fashion icon!

Up, up, up….Cost of living = upFuel = upEggs = (sunny side) upSuperman = up, up (and away!).BUT Tool Library membership ...
17/06/2026

Up, up, up….

Cost of living = up

Fuel = up

Eggs = (sunny side) up

Superman = up, up (and away!).

BUT

Tool Library membership = not up!

That’s right folks…we’re pleased to announce Tool Library membership fees for 2026-27 will remain @ $60!

Now that should be enough to get you up and at ‘em!

Mallacoota and District Tool Library membership fees are now due. Check your emails for how to pay or pay us a visit to renew your membership or join up! We’re open Thursdays from 9-11 am and Saturdays from 10 am to 12 pm. You’ll find us in the dark grey shed at 96 Bastion Point Road 😀,

Address

96 Bastion Point Road
Mallacoota, VIC
3892

Opening Hours

Thursday 9am - 11pm
Saturday 10am - 12pm

Telephone

+61421057736

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