The Cosmic Bombshell

Putin is what we would call a “dysfunctional Libra”.

His chart shows us what parts of his psyche are playing up, what his drives are, etc.

He has a Scorpio ascendent, which we can definitely see playing out in a very twisted way right now.

His Leo midheaven show us his stubborn actions taking place in his career and for all of the world to see. He is determined to lead and not open for compromise.

His Mars (how he expresses anger and aggression) is located in one of the very few areas of the birth chart that is actually deemed “FERAL”. Meaning he has a terrible temper that likely even surprises himself at times. He doesn’t even know how to regulate it. Having his Moon in Gemini (how he handles his emotions/getting his needs met) doesn’t help in that equation.

He has a hefty planetary lineup in Libra. This is where he values peace, harmony, and compromise in relationships….but unfortunately this part of his chart is hidden from even himself. It’s a pain point for him.

Yet one of the few ways he could access the Libran part of his chart would be to apply it to his career. Unfortunately he has chosen to strictly embrace the Leo fixed energy in his career, making him too rigid to open up this flow of harmonious give-and-take energy.

There is a whole plethora of additional items we could mention. The list goes on and on.

This is one reason I’m incredibly passionate about reading birth charts….so much to decode and uncover!

Disclaimer:

Just because your chart may have similarities to Putin’s (in terms of planets or angles) by no means indicates you are like him.

We all have the capacity to access both the positive and negative qualities of every single planet and angle in our chart. It’s just how we choose to express that power.

That’s one of the benefits of understanding your own birth chart. Knowing how to transmute dysfunctional and shadowy aspects in your chart into something more profoundly satisfying that amplifies a planet’s functioning for the greater good of yourself and the world.

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The United States had an exact hit of their first Pluto Return on February 22, 2022.

This is huge.

And like clockwork, a day later Russia launched an attack on the Ukraine.

This is all connected. We are all connected.

This isn’t the beginning of this Pluto transit for the States (the rumblings were already happening pre-pandemic), and we are far from the end.

Pluto transits are no walk in the park.

Pluto represents death, destruction, deep hidden wells of dark secrets, s*x, defecation, birth, rebirth….you get the gist. It’s intense.

Pluto is not here to play.

So the United States is being called to face some reallyyyyy uncomfortable stuff right now.

The United States is also having to face the trauma within the country, -the trauma that was inflicted upon so many when the country was originally built.

Like I said, we have been unearthing and facing these topics publicly for a few years now. But this transit is going to bring up so much more. It’s a reckoning of sorts.

To be honest, this is all leading up to big changes happening when Uranus moves into Gemini (think 2025-2026).

I’ve been saying for years that we will see some major changes when Uranus switches. But that topic is for another time.

True astrology does not lie. It’s built on historical patterns and deep analysis, not airy fairy nonsense.

While I practice natal chart astrology, relocational astrology, and some medical astrology with my clients, I suggest you seek out a good mundane astrologer if you are wanting to learn more about the astrological unfoldings of countries.

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Venus Retrograde in Capricorn cares only about reviewing what’s truly of substance in your life.

Things that withstand the tests of time in both love and money.

Nothing superficial here.

Venus in Capricorn is discerning. It’s classy. It’s timeless.

It embraces legacy, deeply rooted relationships, and above all “quality over quantity”.

(Think: a few high quality relationships and material possessions INSTEAD OF multitude of superficial short-lived relationships and things)

There is an incredibly enduring quality in regards to love IF you put in the work and prove your worth over time.

When Venus goes Retrograde in Capricorn:

⚡️It’s time to face the harsh reality of what’s not working in a relationship, roll up your sleeves and do the work.

**Venus Retrogrades are truly great opportunities to improve relationships!!**

⚡️The same above applies to money. What is the reality of your current relationship to finances? Be honest even if it feels ugly. The only way out is through. 🔥

⚡️Avoid cosmetic procedures at this time. Same goes for dramatic hair changes and makeovers of all kinds. …You may think you look good now but Venus skews our perceptions of aesthetics during retrogrades, and months down the road you will realize you look like a damn clown. (No offence clowns).

⚡️Luxury purchases are a no-no right now. Unless there is a very generous return policy, you will likely realize post-retrograde that it was money not well spent.

⚡️Don’t start new love relationships at this time. Again, perceptions of the heart are skewed during this time.

⚡️If exes come out of the woodworks, ask yourself what lessons were there to be learned from that experience, but don’t take it as an invitation from the universe to give it another go.

Venus Retrograde now until January 29, 2022 .

Then there is a shadow period where the energy lingers on until March 1st, 2022.

After that, we are back to fresh, forward facing Venusian vibes! 💄✨⚡️✨

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Bookings for “The Year Ahead 2022” readings opening very soon! PM to reserve your spot!

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🪐✨Astrologers accurately forecasted:

⚡️Jan 2020 - Events taking place that would be destructive and foundation shattering, affecting society as we know it. This would cause us to need to rebuild our society’s structures from the ground up, as well as restructure how it operates moving forward. Previous structures would no longer suffice. (PS. The shadow period of this planetary event was already happening in late 2019...when the virus was already surfacing.)

⚡️April, June and Nov 2020 - These times were seen as highly opportunistic periods for COVID to peak....which it did.

⚡️Nov 2020 - Biden would likely win (his chart appeared stronger than his opponent during this time). It was also forecasted how his opponent would react as a result in the following year.

⚡️Jan 2021 - Intense civil unrest. It needs to be emphasized that this would be more so than what we experienced last year. (Although the civil unrest foreseen by astrologers was particularly noted to intensify around mid to late January, not this early!)

There are other **incredibly dramatic things** that we can expect to unravel that I will not disclose publicly at this time. We have enough on our plates right now.

The point is, astrology does not lie.

The cards are laid out there.

Astrologers may interpret things differently, but the cosmic overtones are always the same.

⚡️Astrology is a literal cosmic weather forecast.

⚡️It helps you move from feeling overwhelmed and reactive, to feeling empowered and aware.

⚡️This is a 2000+ year old tool that has withstood the tests of time. It’s your personal gift from the cosmos.

⚡️A literal roadmap that helps you navigate the vast terrain that is your life.

⚡️It’s up to you to decide whether you want to look at the map or not.

⚡️If you are interested in a personal roadmap of your astrological story, I’ll be opening up some spots in late January/early February. PM me to secure a spot, as last time spots were fully booked within the first few days.⚡️

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💫 Mind-Body Care for Eclipse Energy 💫

For some of you the lingering energy of this eclipse may be highly agitating right now (depending on your chart placement and other factors).

If you are feeling it -which can surface in a multitude of ways (insomnia, mood shifts, exhaustion, etc), here are some thoughts:

⚡️Be extra gentle with yourself.

⚡️Give yourself some space by saying no to any non-essential activities.

⚡️Get cozy and hygge at home if you can.

⚡️Turn off notifications or limit social media exposure. No seriously. Do it.

⚡️Give yourself a sea salt scalp scrub (- the absolute best!) or an epsom salt bath.

⚡️Or drink some calming magnesium (there are different types of magnesium -look for the kind that *calms*, not the one that gives you diarrhea...or you might have a new problem on your hands.

⚡️Go to bed early if you can.

⚡️And for the love of kittens, avoid magick and intention setting right now (-eclipse energy is too unpredictable).

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Currently booked up for readings in December, but will have some spots opening at the start of the new year. PM me if you are interested. 💫

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The astrological events taking place in December are ones that astrologers have had their eye on for DECADES. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

This is an incredibly intense, cosmically jam-packed period that’s unfolding in our lives. Life is changing as we know it moving forward.

What’s happening this month?

⚡️We have a Total New Moon Solar Eclipse. ...the results of this will be unfolding in your chart for up to the next two years!

⚡️We have the Great Conjunction, the much anticipated day where Saturn and Jupiter met up in the sky...and this particular meet up will be incredibly significant in how our lives will be shifting moving forward. We can expect dramatic changes for life as we know it for the next 200+ years ....this particular conjunction in December will be setting the tone in your life for the next 20 years!

⚡️And we have a Full Moon! ...still potent!

All of this is happening over the next few weeks....

These are not just one day cosmic events...think of it more as a cosmic reaction igniting change that you will see play out in the months, years and decades to come!

Curious what the stars have in store for *you personally* during this time?

I’m offering astro readings where I look an in-depth look at the intricate details your personal astrological chart and tell you what’s shifting and changing in your life, - as well as what to keep a look out for as a result of the cosmic events unfolding in the here and now.

*ONLY ONE SPOT LEFT!*

⚡️Investment: $150 USD

Want to secure your spot? See payment link in comments section.

⚡️Once payment has been made, PM me the following details:

- Date of Birth
- Exact Time of Birth (this is essential!)
- Place of Birth
- Email address.
- ALSO: Any pertinent events/circumstances/struggles/concerns/focuses/etc currently occurring in your life that you think I should know. Let me help you.

⚡️You will receive access to a secret Dropbox folder containing a voice recording of your reading to your email inbox within 7 days of payment. (I give a lot of detail and care to these readings, so this timeframe allows me to not rush the process while still being freshly postpartum).

PS: If you want a natal chart reading I will be offering those in the new year. ✨

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This is a big month for ASTROLOGY!

⚡️We have a Solar Eclipse. ...the results of this will be unfolding in your chart for up to the next two years!

⚡️We have the Great Conjunction (This is MAJOR! This Jupiter-Saturn planetary placement hasn’t been this close since 1623!). This particular cosmic event is a once in a lifetime occurance, that will be ushering in dramatic changes for life as we know it for the next 200+ years ....this particular conjunction in December will be setting the tone in your life for the next 20 years!

⚡️And we have a Full Moon! ...powerful and potent nonetheless!

All of this is happening over the next few weeks.... Whew!!

This is an ultra rare occurance to have this much cosmic action occurring at once.

Some of the cosmic events that are occurring now will be affecting how certain areas of your life play out over the next two years and beyond! -These are not just one day cosmic events...think of it more as an astro chemical reaction that is igniting a fire that will create ongoing chain of events/change in specific areas of your life depending on your own personal birth chart.

Curious what the stars have in store for *you personally* during this time?

I’m offering in depth astrological readings specific to this particularly intense time period over the next week. This is where you have my full-and-undivided attention while I take a look at the intricate details your personal astrological chart and tell you what’s shifting and changing in your life, - as well as what to keep a look out for as a result of the cosmic events unfolding in the here and now.

Only offering a few spots, as I have *very* limited time at the moment with having a newborn and toddler at home.

⚡️Investment: $150 USD

Want to secure a spot? See payment link in comments below.

⚡️Once payment has been made, PM me the following details:

- Date of Birth
- Exact Time of Birth (this is essential!)
- Place of Birth
- Email address.
- ALSO: Any pertinent events/circumstances/struggles/concerns/focuses/etc currently occurring in your life that you think I should know. Let me help you.

⚡️You will receive access to a secret Dropbox folder containing a voice recording of your reading to your email inbox within 7 days of payment. (I give a lot of detail and care to these readings, so timeframe allows me to not rush the process while still being freshly postpartum).

Please Note: These are not natal chart readings. If you want a natal chart reading I will be offering those in the new year. ✨

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⚡Cosmic Weather⚡

What's happening in the cosmos?

Look at what was happening for you the week around July 8th-ish (when Mercury was squaring Mars), because that Mercury square Mars is back for a round two!

Those frictions, irritations, and issues that you experienced may be circling back that you witnessed earlier in the month around a particular situation.

You might feel agitated and annoyed, and quite frankly, over ittttt over the next few days…...or find that people around you are acting this way.

Breathe baby breathe. Stay embodied. Don't say or do anything that your "more sane self" will later regret. You can thank the Mercury square Mars energy for challenging you on this front.

On a more exciting note, the Sun has now moved into Leo season. 🌶️🔥✨ Creative juices may be flowing, and a desire to express yourself is likely taking place in a particular area of your life (dependent on where this is landing in your natal chart).

Mars is also in Aries. Consider this the energy boost you've been needing the past few months. You may be inspired to get sh*t done, and just go for it. That being said, if you catch yourself hitting a brick wall despite investing tremendous energy and taking numerous actions with regards to a certain something…. I would highly suggest you take a few steps back and allow the *space* for alternative opportunities/routes to surface. We can sometimes be so fixated on making something work that just isn't. This is an important lesson in energy conservation. Being willing to let go and allow space for other ways that something can unfold.

Mars will be retrograding in September, which means if something just isn't working out for you now, let it go and conserve your energy.

On a COVID note, with several planets in fire signs, it's important that we do not let our guard down. Traditionally stuff tends to spread "like wildfire" when there is a prominent fire sign lineup. Wear your masks, wash your hands, and don't do anything that your uptight Virgo friends wouldn't do during this roller coaster of a pandemic.

Till next time lovely people.

The Cosmic Bombshell 💋⚡

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✨Mental Health and the Moon✨

Pro Tip: Look at your Moon Sign for ways you can soothe your emotional and mental health at this time.

In the meantime here are some suggestions NOT to take seriously. - Just don't actually follow through with any of them.🤣

Aries: Go punch something. Preferably an intimate object (for the rest of our sake) like a punching bag. Or play do******ix in the bedroom.

Ta**us: Order that Uber-Eats meal from that restaurant you’ve been craving. Or count how much money you have and be grateful that you don’t go on fruitless spending sprees like your other Zodiac peers (uh-hem, Libra and Leo we see you 👀) .

Gemini: Pamper both your Dr. Jekyll and your Mr. Hyde today. Let both twins run free, embracing the fact that the devil and the entire cast of a Sesame Street literally co-exist in that meat suit of yours. Just be prepared for others to potentially run away too.

Cancer: Have some cathartic ugly cries while baking whatever comfort food floats your boat. Then pretend like it never happened. Don't worry, we were looking the other way.

Leo: Post those selfies and demand those words of affirmation. Who cares how many filters you used. You do you boo.

Virgo: Clean out your damn closet. Or a cupboard. Or those makeup brushes you haven’t cleaned in over 6 months (not naming any names here…)

Libra: Online window shop and face mask the day away, and while pretending that you aren't really just putting off your massive to-do list of unpleasantries.

Scorpio: Spend the day with the blinds closed, going down rabbit holes investigating your latest obsession(s). Be sure to put the browser on incognito.

Sagittarius: Look at ways you can escape your current hell hole of a reality. Go for a long drive? Book an Airbnb to pretend you've moved? Or actually start packing to move. You decide, Agent 007.

Capricorn: Plan your next career move in your productivity plan of taking over he world, while the rest of the zodiac is distracted with sh*tty Netflix shows.

Aquarius: Manage to find a way to make yourself weirder than you actually are. Who knows, you might start a new trend after all.

Pisces: Daydream, dip bread in CBD oil, or indulge in whatever your fix is….because there are no real rules and the reality doesn't exist. We are stardust afterall.

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⚡ Cosmic Weather Forecast ⚡

This week's theme for everyone is quite literally "check yourself before you wreck yourself".

Mars (actions/aggression) is squaring Mercury (thoughts/communication) mid-week, however the energy will be hanging around *all week long*.

Tensions are heightened, and people likely will be eager to unleash their aggressions, frustrations, and pent up emotions any chance they get. There may be a particular impulsivity towards aggression with those that you feel like are questioning your beliefs and all that you stand for… and you may find yourself feeling like you are prepared to battle to the death over certain matters. But aren't there more effective ways to make a statement besides starting random feud fests?

Now is the time to get embodied so that your current anger/irritability/frustrations aren't running the show and destroying your surroundings like wildfire.

Another way this all could surface is by you witnessing this aggression and irritability coming from others (instead of from yourself). Stay grounded, and check to make sure you are not putting any jerk-wad energy out there that could be antagonizing people to act this way around you.

Everyone is on edge. And adding any destructive angry words to the mix won't necessarily make it any better. Especially if both parties are already feeling somewhat triggered!

Try and find a physical outlet to get your anger and frustrations out, instead of using another human being (who is likely going through a rough time as well) as a human pin cushion.

Try taking a walk, having s*x, doing a new at-home workout, even forcing yourself to do 20 squats on a whim in the kitchen ….all of these things will way be better than picking fights and starting wars over things you may later regret.

Also worth noting, this transit can make some people accident prone. This is likely in part due to people not being present with their surroundings when they find themselves getting heated over a particular issue.

Pay special attention not to drive or use sharp objects (like razors or knives - think shaving or cutting vegetables) when angry or thinking about issues that cause agitation. Or at least stay ultra present if you are.

Here’s the kicker: We will be seeing this transit again later this month, so you will have plenty of opportunities to practice those anger management issues arising.

Deep breaths. We are all in this cosmic sh*t show together.

Xoxoxo

The Cosmic Bombshell ⚡💋

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PSA:

Entering this Full Moon Lunar Eclipse happening now, it's important to note this energy is like a full moon on steroids.

What does this mean?

Now is not the time for spellwork or rituals or intention setting, because this energy is like a live wire and it is too unpredictable how it will all play out.

You may find yourself completely exhausted at this time and sleeping more, or the quite opposite, not being able to sleep very well at all.

Use this time to take care of your body and whatever it needs. More sleep? More grounding? Less social media or external stressors? Now is a time where you do you. That is not a selfish thing. Remember, when you are at your best, or at least feeling good, EVERYONE benefits around you.

Also worth noting, emotions are heightened (Sun in Cancer) and we may find ourselves wanting to be more impulsive with our actions (Mars in Aries). Mercury is also now retrograding in Cancer (hello crossed wires of communication with a tinge of emotional sensitivity).

If someone or something is really triggering you, instead of acting on your heated emotions, I invite you to sit with them. Be the observer. The energy is so TURNED UP right now, in and all around us.

Aggressively "react" at this time, and there is a good chance it will backfire. Instead take note of the emotions/sensations arising in your body/psyche and see what more you can notice about the situation at hand...perhaps so you can approach it with more skill and grace when the energy is more stable.

Xx

The Cosmic Bombshell (aka moi! 💋)

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REAL TALK: Postpartum Reclamation ✨

The answer for postpartum moms and dads shouldn't always be to implement more measures of self care.

They need community. Community support.

Like the saying goes " It takes a village to raise a child".

While stress relief techniques, supplements, and other self care measures are nice, the real game changer is community.

No supermom or superdad can handle parenting on their own. Or even as a couple. It takes a network of individuals to support a new life being welcomed into the world.

Trust me. I am a mom of three, as well as I worked as high risk ob-gyn nurse at one of the busiest hospitals in the southeastern United States.

So often everyone gives attention to the birthing process...prepping for it and glorifying this period. Yes, birthing is magical. But more preparation, love and attention needs to be given to the "Fourth Trimester" aka Postpartum Period...that's where the real heavy lifting lifting occurs.

The birthing process is short, but the postpartum period can last for years.

It's time that we reclaimed postpartum through educating ourselves and others about just how powerful this period is.

Curious to know more? Shoot me a PM. I'm a S*x, Love & Relationship coach with a black belt in resourcefulness, -all while balancing a 6 month old on my hip. ✨

I got your back Mamas and Papas.