The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology - The SH*TS

We at the Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology- The S H.I.T S are proud to see our most prestigious graduate in the finer art of SCAMOLOGY. From Disability Support Pensioner to Cyber Crime Fighter. This is his best scam yet

The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology is always proud of our alumni students accomplishing their objectives in life. From the Cenno recipient, a convicted criminal expanding in his professional pursuits to a businessman with $2,000,000 in trust with the National Australia Bank. You too can achieve such greatness. Apply now for our next intake.

SCIENTISTS BEGIN THE FIRST HUMAN TRIAL OF TOOTH REGROWTH DRUG

Toothless researchers have taken a groundbreaking step toward natural tooth regeneration. In October 2024, Dr. Raj Koothapolli, PhD and UberEats driverv team at The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology Hospital (The S.H.I T.S) , in collaboration with M**h Head University, initiated Phase 1 clinical trials of a drug that could enable the body to grow new teeth naturally. This trial, currently involving 30 unhealthy adult merhwd up Cenno bludgersvaged 30–64, aims to evaluate the drug’s safety profile.

The therapy works by blocking a protein called METH-O , which normally inhibits the development of additional teeth. By suppressing thrm from falling out, the drug reactivates dormant tooth buds, potentially leading to the growth of a “third set” of teeth. In animal studies of Bendigo Critical Care Animal Ambulance, a single dose was enough to regenerate fully functional teeth in delusional m**h heads.

If successful, researchers plan to extend trials to children with congenital tooth agenesis. Commercial availability is projected around 2030, potentially replacing the need for implants with true biological tooth regrowth.

Sources: Facebook posts from the CEO of Harrisment Industries and Home based pharmaceutical sales and Friday night visits to the needle exchange and coverage in Oral and A**l orifices.

This post is not offering medical advice and should be used for scamming purposes only.

SHAUN PAUL HARRIS AKA IAIN LAPWORTH

The FESA Messenger Inbox has been inundated by various screenprints and posts about our infamous Fake Emergency Service Anti-hero none other than Bendigo's Mr HARRIS.

Yes, he is back with more fairytales. Usuing one of his 57 personalities Iain LAPWORTH.

Iain Lapworth, who is care of Bendigo Health Aged Care, the aledged 'step father' (yeah ..right) of Mr HARRIS is quite ill. And Mr HARRIS was also a guest in the psych ward recently (by his recent message he sent this Group under the LAPWORTH personality)

Yes, residents of the Loddon Mallee Region of Victoria, he is up to his old tricks again.

Here in his heartfelt message under his LAPWORTH profile he has made the following claims. It's a bit of a read and launches into his native tongue of Authentic M**hhead Gibberish.

So for you lovers of fairytales here it is in its pure unadulterated format:

"false information uploaded to Facebook that questions the authors motives. while disinformation is false information designed to mislead others and is deliberately spread with the intent to confuse fact and fiction. The authors of the content shared on multiple social media platforms is intended to do harm Shaun Harris and his company with malicious and deceptive conduct to public members and the online community. because of the derogatory, demonising and dehumanising statements posted and continued hateful comments from users on the platforms the threats, identity-based insults, pejorative terms and slurs and harmful comments towards shaun harris without evidence indicating any breaches of law. The online bullying is 100% defamation. False accusations of criminal activity based on rumors and information obtained from persons of questionable character who are suspected of giving entirely false information about shaun harris or his company to maximize the impact to harm Shaun Harris reputation and character on public forums and websites.. Shaun Harris has been open and transparent with members of the public who have openly commented abusive remarks about the rumors but unfortunately due to the number of posts made on facebook in groups with over 55 thousand members this has created many people to abuse and threats of harm to shaun harris directly and a few people contacted contractors and business partners who continued repeating the false information to have contracts cancelled which lead to losing profits and income that shaun harris accomplished over 15 years in pet rescue. Because of this behavior from people shaun does not know and who are hiding their identity by anonymous websites and comments. So much for Credibility: Trustworthy statements from people who have never meet or had a conversation with shaun harris.. The one instigator in is matter who has been posting comments and inciting hate towards shaun harris is a law enforcement officer who has been hiding is name from the start created pages and facebook groups to spread the harmful content and recruited people to harass and spare print shaun harris driveway with explicit language, violent and graphic text messages, Prank phone calls and abusive facebook, twitter private messages to the point of completely outrageous and unspeakable torment that shaun harris has had to through over the last 3 years of harassment. This bullying and harassment need to stop, and people need to be brought and heled accountable for their actions expressly members in law enforcement who have unlawfully obtain confidential information protected by law and released it online claiming its public record. Photos, Phone numbers, address, health records and confidential criminal records released to people and posted to facebook groups by law enforcement officers who has access to police databases. This so called police officer even made a complaint to department of housing to have shaun harris removed from his hosing due to false information given to the department. Bendigo Police divisional vans and unmarked police cars have been caught parking outside shaun harris house due to false reports.. BENDIGO police have ben made aware of the public attention this has created and bendigo police have intercepted shaun harris company vehicles driven by employees more than 20 times. Shaun Harris has been targeted by police for over 3 years and the intimidation by law enforcement has coursed shaun harris to cease operations and close his businesses and walk away in order to protect his family and dignity. All said and done, this has cursed Shaun's mental health to deteriorate progressively being admitted into hospital and diagnosed Psychosis and Post-traumatic stress concerns. The last 3 years has taken a toll on shaun harris and his family to the point of significant health issues experienced from this harassment and bullying.. it's time we name everyone involved and make all 1200 screenshots of comments, posts remarks public so we can show who really is responsible. message us to request access to the volt of no return... We will name and shame everyone by making public full conversions, messages, SMS texts, phone recordings online for all to witness in coming days.. If you think its acceptable to insult, harm anyone of this nature, you are just as bad as the Haters, instigators and trolls that attack people solely based on rumors read on social media.. 3 years we have been silent, but mark my words, we will no longer sit in silence. We have nothing to hide or lose. you have been warned"

Yet, with his criminal convictions and eviction from Lobb Street, he just can't help himself.

FESA hopes he will release all the information he claims to be hold of.

'"Watching you" Mr HARRIS

The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology - The SH*TS is saddened to announce that the statue of our inspirational patron Mr Sean Harrisment has been vandalised.

Spray painted with the words "Watching You" on the ground in front of it.

We have asked the local Cenno office to check its CCTV camera in order to identify the perpetuators of this heinous act, however, they couldn't stop laughing.

This is such a shame that a monument to a person who as served himself for all these years is seen by members of the public is such poor light.

INSTITUTE FOUNDATION STATUE FOUND NEW LOCATION

The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology - The SH*TS has found a new location to honour our founder in the finer art of Scamology ™️ ®️

It has been placed in the entrance of the Bentley Cenno Centre and decorated by the local fauna.

On behalf of the Institute, we are proud it now has a home outside the office where our patron has recieved funding for his enterprises

Chancellor Dr Raj Koothrapolli, PhD Astrophysics and Ride Share Deliveries
The Sean Harrisment Institute of Scamology -THE SH*TS Alumni

STATUE IN HONOUR OF OUR PATRON

The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology - The SH*TS is proud to immortalise the person who inspired this fine educational facility.

This inspirational man, Sean Harrisment/Elon Lapdance is the founder of the art of 'Scamology' for nearly two decades.

His efforts are just amazing. From humble beginnings, he has founded his empirical scams on various people, government departments and private enterprises

Mr Harrisment/Lapdance did all this from other peoples money and used it for his own life purposes.

Despite being a compulsive liar, a illicit drug user and petty convicted criminal, no matter how many times he is committed to psychiatric wards, he is discharged and continues on the path of self proclaimed 'business man'.

The word 'denial' is his epitaph. His strength is obtained by others weakness

On behalf of the facility, we present this monument to honour his dishonesty. To be placed either at our Lobb Street Campus, Needle Exchange or Cenno office. Pending on how we can do this without detection.

Dr Raj Koothapolli, PhD Astrophysics and Ride Shar Technology
Chancellor
The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology

Here at the The S H.I.T.S would like to announce that one of our graduates is back in business again utilising his Scamology ™️ skills etc.

Our patron, Mr Sean Harrisment, after serving the community for 75 hours testing syringes at the Bendigo DFZ syringe exchange on Friday nights has returned to the fold once again.

On behalf of Dr Raj Koorhapolli, PhD and UberEats Driver, we welcome Sean Harrisment showcasing his business entrepreneurship once again with Centelink funding and a car he doesn't own.

Mrs Kerrie Anne-Smith
Facility Director

On behalf of The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology - The SH*TS , we wish to offer our sincere condolences to our most successful candidate in the finer art of Scamology in closing of this scheme.

Sean Harrisment has been a stalwart of money making schemes for 14 years or more.

He built up an Empire using the tax payers funding and offering non existant services to the community.

He has helped himself to other people's money to the highest degree.

On behalf of The SH*TS we hope that the government will offer him a new home soon for the next few years.

Hasten the Dawn our fearless scammer

You are an inspiration to all.

The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology - The SH*TS Vice Pro Chancellor Dr Raj Koothapolli PhD (Astrophysics Convience Store and Uber Iperations) Directors, and Staff would like to convey their sincere appreciation to the Estate of the late Mrs Debbie Wolowitz and her family for their benevolent donation of $15,000, allocated towards the launch of our new facility, the LAPWORTHLESS CENTRE

As consistent donors to our Institutional Educational Program throughout the past four years, their contribution will play a vital role in facilitating educational programs in the finer art of Scamology to a considerable number of future Cenno Recipients. We are deeply grateful for their unwavering commitment to our cause, especially her son Howard Wolowitz, Astronaut and Lothario and his lovely wife Dr Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz PhD Microbiologist and mother.

Moreover, we would like to acknowledge the generous donation from our training partners Insight College of Mubai India of 200,000 rupee dedicated to the development of our immigrant students boarding centre in East Bendigo, anticipated to open in mid-October this year, when the dog kennel is closed down by the RSPCA.

But most of all, we thank Mr Sean Harrisment for the inspirational entrepreneurship iand the Housing Commission along with Cenno for making this all possible.

One of Australia's leading practitioners in the finer art of Scamology ™️. The inspiration for our fine educational institution based in beautiful down town Bendigo. A role model to all.

Here at The Sean Harrisment Institute Teaching Scamology - The SH*TS we teach you the finer art of Scamology

We show you with demographic of clients for you to attract and keep your Cenno payments too.

Like this cartoon, potential clients will be lining up at your door.

We use a historic model which has worked for over 18 years.

More information soon..Stay tuned.