SchOoL life s cOoL

Good girl gets wrong guy. They fall in love. & Good
ones get cheated. Now The good Guys thinks. All
girls are fraud. &good girls thinks, all guys are flirts.
When Good guy meets good girl. They avoid falling
in love. & become just goods friends.

.Teacher to student-:
Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?



Student-


Mini skirt jaisa, taaki jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe. .:-ppp

Amazing Information:

Did you know that the sentence that you can say without moving your lips is :

LA ILAHA ILLALLAH ??

and the wisdom behind that is when a person is Dying he can possibly lose the ability to move his lips , so Allah made it easy for him/her to say before his DEATH.

SUBHANALLAH !

sαιғαη

Madam: Ek ped par 5 birds hai, 1
aadmi 1 birdko goli mar de to Kitne
bache
Student: Ek bhi nhi.
Madam: Kyo
Student: 1 ko marne par baki ud
jayenge.
Madam: Ans waise to galat hai but
tumhare sochne ka tarika achha laga.
Student: Main ek que puchhu
ma'm?
Madam: OK
Student: Ek bench par 3 ladkiyan baith
kar icecream cone kha rahi hai.
Usme se ek icecream chat
rahi hai, Ek choos rhi hai, Aur ek kaat
kar kha rahi hai. to batao unme se
married kaun hai.
Madam:Jo choos rahi hai wo
married hogi
Student: No Ma'm jiske gale me mangal
sutra hoga wo married hogi.
Waise apke sochne ka tarika
mujhe achha laga :P
jise aaya samjh thoko like
baaki pogo dekho :D

Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams?..because it means.




E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

but teacher won't ever understand our fEelings.

sαιғαη

A Sweet Ans By Child In School Admitn Interview. . .

Teacher:
Wat's Ur Mother's Name?

Kid:
Abi Nam Nai Rakha Hai Bus Pyar Se

"Maa" Kehta Hon.. ;->)

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Remix From Jannat:

Char Dino Ka Exam O Rabba,
Lambi Padhai,
Lambi Padhai,
Padhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kahi Na,
Padhne Se Jaan Meri Jaye Humesha,
Kitne Zamane Baad O Rabba,
Tution Lagaya,
Tution Lagaya,
Soya Raha Me,
Class Me Apni,
Teacher Se Roj Roj Pit Ke Aaya,
Kitna Pita Hu,
Sooj Gaya Hu,
Khelna-Kudna Bhul Gaya Hu,
Char Dino Ka Exam O Rabba,
Lambi Padhai.

[Padke maza aaya :D, toh fir Like karooooo :)]

Socho physics kitni easy hoti
agr...
agr..
agr...
agr...



agr..


agr....
agar..
agar...
apple ki jagah ped gira hota...
sala newton hi mar jata...!

1 Haath me pen

Dusre Me Phone

1 Kaan Se lecture

Dusre me song

1 AaNKH board Pe

Dusri Lover Pe.

Kon kehta hai student life is easy?
Students r vry vry busy. ;-)

^^Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view...


MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips !!


ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY !!


PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time !!


COMPUTER:
KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE !!

Class is Over !! ;)

Now Go For Practicals !! xD =P

Kaash ya study tension ki tara hoti

Easy to take
Hard to forget

Baap; Agar Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna

Result Aane Per

Baap: kya bana?

Beta: Sorry Yaar mehmood Tm Baap kehlaanay k Laiq nahi rahe..:D

Massah