Karambazungu secondary School

04/05/2026

When you see a poor man eating chicken, it's either the poor man is sick or the chicken was sick.

29/04/2026

If boiling one egg takes 10minutes . How much is needed to boil 5 eggs

08/02/2026

09/09/2025

*Application for early retirement*
Anyone who has reached 55 years of age can apply for early retirement.

*Requirements*
1. Members application 5 copies
2. Members certified copy of birth certificate 5 copies
3. Head's recommendation 5 copies
4. DSI's recommendation 5 copies
*NB* Notice period for all teaching staff is considered a term' s notice...kureva kuti notice period ingongotanga panovhurwa zvikoro upto musi unovharwa zvikoro, so date of retirement dzenyu dzinongoenderana chete nemaclosing day...so munhu anongosarudza kuti anoda kuretire papi.

*NB* In terms of benefits currently the range is between 7000 and 12 000USD plus a ZIG ammount....stand guided.

: Terminal benefits when one leaves Govt employment
THE Public Service Commission (PSC) would like to inform staff and general citizens how Government awards terminal benefits of those who exit service. Terminal benefits are largely determined by how one leaves employment. The following is information on different scenarios of leaving the service and how each is treated when it comes to terminal benefits.

Normal Retirement

A member may retire from service upon reaching the pensionable age of 65 years. Upon retirement, a member is entitled to a lump sum payment and a monthly pension calculated on the basis of his or her pensionable emoluments and service of at least 10 years.

Early Retirement

With the consent of the Public Service Commission, a member may retire from service upon or after having attained the age of 55 years. Upon retirement, a member is entitled to a lump sum payment and a monthly pension calculated the same way as for normal retirement.

Health Retirement/ Abolition of Office (After 5 Years or More Pensionable Service) If a member retires due to ill-health or abolition of office after pensionable service of five years or more, he or she is entitled to a lump sum payment and a monthly pension.

Death in Service

If a member dies in service after contributing for at least 5 years, the

25/08/2025

A teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was to sit on hung on the ceiling. He looked at the students and smiled. Without saying a word, he proceeded to the blackboard and wrote:

Test - 15 min, 30 marks.

Q1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters (1 Mark).

Q2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair to the ceiling, and show your workings (1 Mark)

Q3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair on the ceiling and the friends who helped him. (28 Marks)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

19/08/2025

Hama usandishora izwi kana kushora mhumhu wangu zvandinofunga hauzvizive saka usandishora izwirangu kana kushora mhumhu wangu zvandinofunga hauzvizive inga ndinokunyara wani ende ndinokukudza iwe chinoku tadzisa kundinyarawo chii iwe

Kunyarana shashamwari chinhu chakanaka kukudzana hama ingarudadiso kuvenga ndevo hahusi humbwende ende Kunyarara hakusi kupusa ndinyarewo hamayangu ndinyarewo kani ndinyarewo ndinyarewo hamayangu ndinyarewo ndinyarewo kani ndinyarewo

Kandiro kanoyenda kunobvakamwe shamwari kana ndichikunyarawo ndinyarewo kani kana ndakutadzira nditawyrire hama kuti ndigokumbira ruregerero panekundiwanzira hazvina kunaka nerimwe zuva richave dzerevende

Kunyarana shashamwari chinhu chakanaka kukudzana hama ingarudadiso ndinyarewo hamayangu ndinyarewo ndinyarewo kani ndinyarewo ndinyarewo ndinyarewo hamayangu ndinyarewo ndinyarewo kani ndinyarewo

Bvudsirangu iri harina kumera pachiwumbwa utorimusoro nepfungwa dzakwana saka usandishora pamafungiro ako iwe unoziva ungandipima mupfungwadzako ugondiwona ndiripasi petsoka dzako kana kundi yerawo sekanyama kepondo ugondiwona ndigere muchanza chako

14/08/2025

WHEN A TEACHER STANDS BY THE ROAD…

Every morning, I see them.
Not beggars. Not loafers.
Teachers.

Under the burning sun.
Under the unforgiving rain.
By the roadside… waiting for a lift.

Not because they’re lazy.
Not because they’re stingy.
But because the maths is brutal.

Most earn less than ₦100,000 a month.
Transport alone gulps ₦40,000–₦65,000.
What’s left? ₦35,000… ₦50,000… sometimes just ₦20,000.

From that, they feed their children.
Pay rent. Buy cooking gas at ₦18,000. Rice at ₦90,000 a bag.
Support aging parents. And still… still they teach.

Some haven’t bought a new shirt in 5 years.
Some walk 4–6 km to school because they can’t afford the fare.
Some borrow chalk from colleagues.
Yet, in front of their students, they smile—
Because their hunger is not the children’s fault.

Government, school owners—listen.
You hold the minds of your nation in their tired hands.
Pay them well, and they will raise a generation that will raise a nation.
Pay them crumbs, and you will watch greatness starve.

So, next time you pass a teacher waiting for a lift—
Remember:
That’s not just a stranded human.
That’s the future… standing in the rain.

12/08/2025

💔 THE DAY A PARENT CALLED A TEACHER ‘P00R MAN’ IN FRONT OF HER CHILD

It happened in a secondary school in Anambra State.

The teacher was young, passionate, and deeply in love with Mathematics. He believed discipline could change any student. In his class, assignments were non-negotiable.

But there was one girl who hated Maths. She never did her homework, laughed at those who tried, and flaunted her empty notebook like an achievement.

One morning, she walked into class again without her note… no assignment… no $hame.
The teacher told her to kneel down.
She smirked and asked, “Is it by force to do assignment?”

Trying to uphold discipline, he gave her 3 str0kes of the can3.
She cr!3d — and ran home.

Minutes later, her mother stormed into the school, eyes blazing.
Before anyone could speak, she shouted in front of students and staff:

“You this p00r man!”
“How much is your salary? Maybe 20,000!”
“Look at the non$en$3 trousers you’re wearing!”
“You fl0g my child because of Maths assignment?!”

The teacher stood still.
Her words pierc3d deeper than any sla.p.

What she didn’t know was that his salary was actually 15,000 naira. His trousers were worn, his shoes peeling. But he still showed up every morning — prepared, punctual, and determined to teach.

That day, in the staff room, he br0ke down.
Not for himself… but for every in$ulted teacher.
For every dedicated educator treated like nothing.
For a profession that raises doctors, lawyers, and engineers — yet is paid in $hame.

Teaching in Nigeria is not just a job.
It’s a battl3 without weap0n$ — against p0verty, disrespect, delayed salaries, reb3lliou$ students, and angr¥ parents.

To every teacher out there:
Your value is greater than they see.
One day, even the loudest voices against you will remember the gold you carried in your hands.