Professor MR JONES

I think PSG has been watching Zambia national team in their dressing room. Coz mmm, this PSG is playing like Zambia now..

Zambia’s 2012 Africa Cup of Nations–winning squad defeated a team of music legends 9–2 in a memorial match played at Reiz Arena in Lusaka, held in honour of the 1993 Zambia national team that perished in an air crash 33 years ago.

Some of the players in today’s game included Hichani Himonde, James Chamanga, Emmanuel Mayuka, Felix Katongo and Christopher Katongo.

I played FIFA game on phone with a guy from Canada.. I lost 15 -0. he asked me where I come from. I told him I'm from south Africa. I can't embarrass Zambia like that🤭

The bible says makolo ni mulungu wathu waciwiri. Manje milungu Zina mwamene zili kumwera mowa..
"The way some gods are drinking beer"🤭🤔

If a car has four tyres & tomatoes is K20, then why do we buy bread?🤔
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There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” — W. Somerset Maugham

🚨 Pep Guardiola has left his coaching chair and has started to sit with Marmoush, Aké and all the other players! 😂

We really have fake friends in this world...

Yesterday I called my neighbor's kid a fool. Her father laughed. Her mother laughed even louder, and I laughed too. We were all happy . Then a minute later they changed their Wi-Fi password.
If they were upset with me, why didn't they say so, rather than changing their Wi-Fi password? 🤔

Good night everyone.

In 2023, Neymar Jr. arrived at Al-Hilal as a blockbuster signing in Saudi Arabia. The Brazilian made MANY DEMANDS in order to join the Saudi Pro League:

He requested a full-time staff of 5 people at his home, including a personal chef and 2 cleaners.

He demanded a house with at least 25 rooms to accommodate family and friends.

His contract included a specific clause requiring the club to keep his refrigerator fully stocked at all times with açaí juice (his favorite) and guaraná drinks.

He asked for a private jet available 24/7.

He requested a fleet of luxury cars for himself and his entourage, including a Bentley Continental GT, an Aston Martin DBX, a Lamborghini Huracán, and four Mercedes G-Wagons.

In addition, he earned €500,000 for every Instagram post or story in which he promoted tourism in Saudi Arabia.

Let’s remember that he played only 7 matches, scoring 1 goal and 2 assists during his two years at the club.

A true superstar 🌟

The professor with his Malawian comrade😊...

The dog that will get lost does not hear the hunter's whistle