Haward Comedies

Laugh away your sørrøw 🤗😂

1. A Márried Man carried His Síde chíck to Hótel, and said
"Báby tell me something that will íncrease My heartbéat", She replied " Your wífe is sitting At our Báck "😂😂😂

2)Who else Noticed that Sécond Roúnd used to làst lónger and toúgher than First róund, but at the End, very sweét😋;

That's Why I can never Jóin Bóxing😂😂💔

3) Two Bútchers Are fíghting Because of Me,So that I can Buy Mëat From them!

I'm just waiting for them to fínish Ìnjuring themselves, so that I can tell them, I only Came to ask for Príce 😳😂😂

4) Your Fácebook Timeline Says Living at Lagos, but studying at USA,...I'm not Saying " You're Lyíng oo; 😒😒

It's just that How Are you Managing to Pay Tránsport Fare "!!😂😂😂

5) . If it's your Wífe that's Paying the House rént, Paying the Children's School Fees, and still feeding the Children...

My Dear Brother, it's your Wórk to be Scréaming during Séx,, you didn't Come to be Uséléss in life 😒😂😂

6) I wanted to buy Fáke Adídas, They Said It's 15K,.... Chaii, So even fáke Life too Don cóst?? 😭😭😂😂

7). Do you remember When You and your Éx almost took Bloód Cóvenant😔😔......na God Save you then,..by now you'll have Been in Fánta Bottle😭😭😂😂😂

8) I think I have to change my Garri vendor,....Mama Nkechi Saw Me From Afar, and started measuring Half Cup of Gärri 😳😭😭😭😭

9) Nkechi, they Rushed you to Hospital, because you're having High BP, and you're still looking for Bed that has Socket
Are you truly sīck??? 😒😂😂😂😂😂

10) This New Month, I'm seriously Done watching Anything "Indía Films" ☝️😒😒😒😒;

How can Ármed Róbber róbbed a Bank, Then The Rõbbers started Singing, and the Pólice were dáncing Outside😳😳😂😂

11. Who Nóticed that During Christmas, your Mom will use Bróom to Meásure Your Xmás shoe.
And still énd up buying Ovérsize😭😂

Thank you GOALIE 🤍

12. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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A girl invited her boyfriend over for
dinner in her house so he could meet her
parents😏😊.

While they were eating👄, it started raining heavily👻,
So the girl's mother said😊;

"Jimax, i think you should sleep over here because the rain
shows no sign of stopping anytime soon🙇😢"

After eating😉, the mom went to the toilet and
the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates👏👐.

When the girl and her mother returned to the sitting
room🏃😎,
Jimax was not there, they checked all over
the house and did not find him😔😔.

As they were wondering what happened to him😔, he
walked back into the house, wet and soaked with a
plastic bag😵😨.

Girl's mother: Where were you and why are
you so wet?😏

Jimax: I went home to get my pyjamas (sleeping dress)😎😎.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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*LIFE LESSON*

1. Don’t lend money to your family. Give it.

2. Never shake a hand while sitting down.

3. Stop telling people more than they need to know.

4. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

5. Don't throw your friend under the bus to impress someone.

6. Never insult the cooking when you are the guest.

7. Don't use the urinal next to an occupied one.

8. Don't take out your phone during a conversation.

9. Never take credit for work you didn't do.

10. Listen, nod, and most of all make eye contact.

11. Don't make fun of your friend in front of his kids.

12. Never let emotions overpower you.

13. Never beg for a relationship.

14. Dress well no matter what the occasion.

15. Never kick a man when he is already down.