27/05/2026
Tasha knew something was wrong the moment her boyfriend Kelvin started acting “too loyal.”
Every five minutes he’d say things like,
“Baby, you know I’d never cheat on you, right?”
Which was suspicious because nobody asked him.
One afternoon, Tasha borrowed Kelvin’s phone to take selfies because her own phone storage was full of screenshots of arguments she planned to revisit later.
While scrolling, she noticed a contact saved as:
“Plumber Mike 🚽”
Now Kelvin lived in a rented room and had never fixed anything in his life. The closest he’d come to plumbing was unclogging noodles from the sink.
Tasha narrowed her eyes.
She opened the chat.
Kelvin: “Miss you babe ❤️”
Plumber Mike: “Miss you too 😘”
Tasha blinked slowly.
“Oh,” she whispered. “The pipes are being serviced.”
Instead of crying, Tasha decided to investigate. She texted the number:
“Hey babe, when are we meeting again?”
The reply came instantly.
“Tonight after the gym 😍”
Kelvin had never seen a gym from the inside.
Tasha called her best friend Brenda immediately.
“Brenda,” she said calmly, “I’m about to become a Netflix documentary.”
That evening, Tasha followed Kelvin. He walked confidently into a fancy restaurant wearing the cologne Tasha bought him after he claimed he “needed to smell professional.”
She peeked through the window.
There he was.
Holding hands with another girl.
But then things got strange.
The other girl stood up dramatically and shouted:
“KELVIN, HOW COULD YOU?!”
The entire restaurant turned.
Apparently, SHE had also discovered he was cheating.
Not only that — another woman at a nearby table stood up too.
“Wait… YOU’RE Kelvin?”
Silence.
Then a fourth girl appeared from the restroom yelling,
“WHO TOOK MY MAN?”
At this point Kelvin looked like a man watching all his browser tabs reopen at once.
Chaos exploded.
One girl threw juice.
Another threw breadsticks.
The waiter quietly removed the candles because things were becoming “less romantic.”
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