Chidi Umeh

SINGLE LADIES PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.

1. Do not marry EMPTY HANDED.
It takes two hands to wash a cloth clean. Every promising young man is looking for a helper. If you do not add any value to your home other than s*x, you have become a l***r.

Before you get married, go and learn money making skills. Don't let the load be too heavy for the man. This also boosts your confidence psychologically. Insults come when you are not capable. While waiting to get married, get busy with financial stuff.

2. Do not marry EMPTY HEADED.
Go to school. There are a lot of part time and weekend courses. There are uncountable online courses if situations around you are not favourable to attend a regular school.

It will help your psyche in a marriage. We have seen a lot of broken marriages where the man left because to him, the woman was no more a good image maker for him.

3. Do not marry into a culture you do not understand.
Marry with a sound mind making sound judgments. Know where you are going before you head for it. Don't get married and begin to fight every cultural demands from your in laws. Shine your eyes before you enter.

4. Do not give birth to the number of children you cannot take care off.
Some children have become psychological misfits courtesy of their parents inability to care for them. Ladies, times have changed. Take responsibility for the number of children you can handle with the help of God. That adage..... it is God that takes care of children is no more Internet compliant. It is now offline. No data!

Go and do family planning before you become a ridicule among your peers. We had a gateman who had 7 children and when his wife delivered the 8th one, he was excited telling everyone. I shook my head. Feeding eight children with 30k salary?

I heard of this young girl who married an 'okada' rider who already had 23 children. The guy died at the age of 31 leaving behind wives who had no jobs, no education.

5. Do not love without your glasses on.
Love is no more blind. Love now uses a thick lens glasses. Be real in your time of courtship. No loose ends please. I know of a lady who got married, she and her husband sat down to thrash out a lot of cultural and faith issues. They agreed on where they would live, how involved the extended family will be, number of children they would have. Everything was written down, after all, God put all His thoughts in writing. (All our plans are still subject to the will of God but you must have a projection. Not having a plan is outright carelessness that leaves us as prey to the enemy).

The time of courtship is not the time to be cracking chicken thigh all around in eateries.

What kïlled your Dad?
What kïlled your mum?
What caused their divorce?
Do you have a child anywhere in the universe?
How many women did you jilt?
Were you in a cult in school?
What are your goals in life?
Do you believe in tithing?
Will you take another wife after me?
What are the things we should do to avoid divorce?

These are the so many questions you should ask, for you to know what to pray about and what to pray against.

Marriage is a serious business. It must not be handled carelessly. Marriage should be a union between two intelligent people not two emotional Bollywood actors.

6. Do not blame anyone for your choice.
You have every right to marry or remain unmarried. If you have chosen to be married, you must take responsibility for your choice.

Someone wrote this, "My father asked me serious questions when I told him I wanted to get married at age 29. He asked..... in 5 years time, will this poor looking young man still be your choice? I said Yes, Dad.
He asked again..... in 20 years time, will he still be your choice? He went on and I kept replying in the affirmative but my heart was pounding and I was sweating profusely because I was not sure anymore. But this triggered some adrenaline in me that there was no turning back.

My father went on. He said..... you know the marriage vow says, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in prosperity till death do us part? He asked if I was ready! I got more confused. I said Yes, I was ready. At this point, he stood up and shook my hand and said.... Go ahead, I will stand by you?
My mother took off from here accusing my father of wanting me to marry a poor man.
My conclusion in all these is that MARRIAGE IS ALL BY FAITH. You just believe it shall be well. May Jehovah help you to weather the storms. All is by faith. Your faith will not fail.

Take responsibility for your choice. Don't be stupid saying you regret marrying the person. It was your choice.
Marriage is a bed of roses with plenty of thorns. Do not let the thorns deform the beauty of the Rose.

7. Do not leave God out of every step you take.
Let God have all the details from the point of accepting the man's proposal to the courtship, to the wedding, to the marriage proper.
Let the fear of God be the motive behind every action you take. Do not engage in s*x before marriage saying after all, he is still the one I will marry. It is like cheating ahead of the exam.

Do not do anything that will blaspheme the name of the Lord. From your wedding gown to your punctuality to the Church Service. Dressing half naked on your wedding is not healthy for you. Coming late for the wedding because the tailor disappointed or the make up artist did not finish on time is all a show of lack of fear of God. Don't start your marriage on a faulty foundation.

8. Do not borrow to marry.
This 'pandemic' is a blessing in disguise for those who got married during this season. No irrational expenses.
I warned one of my young ladies to cut her coat according to her cloth not even according to her size but she never listened. The first 5 years of her marriage was turbulent. They almost beat each other to death because all the people they borrowed money from, kept knocking at their door at ungodly hours. This put them under so much tension that she lost two pregnancies.

You are weak, that is why you want to impress people. If you start your marriage with borrowing, you will pay dearly for it.
Do not move into a house you and your husband cannot pay for.

The Lord bless you as you take heed to counsel before you miss your way.
Share to help our innocent young ladies before they throw caution into the wind.

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SOME ROMANTIC THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR PARTNER THAT MAY NOT NECESSARY INVOLVE S*X

When romance is often mentioned, many think it is all about s*x. But romance is actually anything you do to your partner that communicate and show that him/her is special to you. Here are a few examples.

1. Calling your partner a special name that you wouldn't call any other person such "Honey", "Sweetheart"

2. Cooking together. This activity actually gives you two a chance to bond closer

3. Going out on dates to intimate places (not clubs) where you can look into each other's eyes and have heart to heart conversations

4. Pulling up her seat or holding her hand when she climbs up a stair case. Even though she can do this on her own, this makes her feel like you are mindful of her.

5. Singing love songs together. This warms the heart.

6. Covering each other in prayer. The most romantic thing is taking care of each other's spirit.

7. Holding each other's hand as you walk.

8. Going out for walks, picnics and plays.

9. If you have children, planning dates just for you two as you make plans for someone to take care of the kids. Children tend to kill romance if you are not deliberate about maintaining the fire.

10. Talking on the phone till late about heart matters if you two are far from each other. If all you talk about till late is s*x then you are missing out on depth.

11. Writing each other love letters. Yes, there is something special about reading each other's handwriting in this digital age. Leave a note for your partner on the pillow or post a letter if your partner is far away.

12. Making him a warm drink as he works or going to see him with packed lunch. This shows that you have him in mind.

13. Sending a parcel. There is something special about opening up a physical gift from the one you love.

14. Praising each other publicly, whether in front of your friends, on social media or in social gatherings. But do this only when you love your partner well in private, otherwise it is just pretense.

15. Writing each other poems, love songs or warm messages of how much you mean to each other.

16. Sitting next to each other in church services as you read from the same Bible.

17. Talking with your child/children about how you two met. Children love those stories of mom and dad. This reminds you two of how far your love has come.

18. Wishing each other a good night and a good morning. Simple words but they mean alot.

19. Having pillow talks on your marriage bed as you cuddle and be vulnerable with each other.

Remember that is your life partner. Do and say things that communicate love. If you two are dating and your coming together is because of s*x, then you are missing out on a chance to build on a strong foundation on which your future will be built.

If you two are married and you stopped making each other feel special especially since the children came, or the only time you pay attention to each other is when you want s*x then you are weakening your marriage.

Bring True Romance Back.

lN!!!! The Minister of State for Defence Bello Matawalle have announced that the Armed Forces of Nigeria 🇳🇬 needs an annual supply of 200 million rounds of ammunition to effectively carry out its operations and it will cost the government almost N600 Billion….
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On Wednesday, Bello Matawalle, the Minister of State for Defence, announced that the Armed Forces of Nigeria needs an annual supply of 200 million rounds of ammunition to effectively carry out its operations and it will cost the government almost N600 Billion….

He mentioned that this expense incurred by the government amounted to no less than $2 for each round of ammunition….

The minister revealed this information while formalizing a memorandum of understanding among the Ministry of Defense, the Defence Industries Corporation of Nigeria, and the National Agency for Science and Engineering to set up an ammunition manufacturing facility in Nigeria….

He said:

“We have been travelling all over the world, and we see how local manufacturers are developing their countries. Unfortunately, Nigeria, for 60 years, has failed to build the institutions, but that has changed, and it will continue changing, inshallah….

“Therefore, I make a promise to Mr President that as far as MOD, before the expiration of his four years, I assure him that DICON will be exporting its military capabilities….

“Therefore, all we need from all of you is prayers and your dedication….

“We shall look at it as our baby, not just for me, but for all of us. Of course, if today we are doing even 60 or 70% reductions of our military hardware and ammunition, how much the ministry or the military are spending every year?…

“The requirement of just the military is about 200 million rounds of ammunition per annum. Just military. Put together, other paramilitaries, the police, we’re looking at about 350 million rounds of ammunition per annum”….

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Assuming you are having issues with your girlfriend and she angrily picks up your two phones and smashes it on the floor.

what will you do as a loving and good boyfriend ?🤔

"Recent reports about REMA and Burna Boy's lucrative deals seem to be more hype than reality. The alleged $3 million payout from Indian billionaire Ambani to REMA was never confirmed by either party, and the story appears to have been strategically leaked to generate buzz around REMA's album release.

Similarly, Burna Boy's supposed rejection of a $5 million offer for a Dubai show seems dubious. With no details about the show or the brand behind it, it's likely a clever PR move to promote his European tour. By creating the illusion of high demand and hefty payouts, Burna Boy's team aimed to boost bookings and generate excitement around his upcoming shows.

This is the game of showbiz, where clever marketing and strategic publicity can make all the difference. While it's impressive to see these tactics in action, it's essential to separate fact from fiction and not get caught up in the hype."

1. If you choose a woman who works, you have to accept that she may not be able to manage the house entirely.

2. If you choose a housewife who can take care of you and manage your home completely, you must accept that she doesn't contribute financially.

3. If you choose an obedient woman, you must accept that she depends on you and you are responsible for her well-being.

4. If you decide to be with a strong woman, you have to accept that she is independent and has her own opinions.

5. If you choose a beautiful woman, you will have to accept the higher expenses that come with it.

6. If you decide to be with a successful woman, you must understand that she has her own goals and ambitions, along with a strong character.

Perfect doesn't exist. Everyone has their own unique qualities that make them special.

If you walk up to a girl in Nigeria and tell her that you are broke and all you want from her is s*x.

9/10 of the time she will either block you, insult you or at very least ignore what you are saying ..

If you walk up to a girl in Nigeria and tell her that you have got money but all you want from her is s*x

5/10 of the time she will accept you but will bill you first and ensure if you are leaving she holds no regrets

If you walk up to a girl in Nigeria, telling her you are married but you like her and don’t have money to spend on her

10/10 of the time she will shame you and tell you to go respect your marriage . She will use you to write epistle or make caricature of you amongst her friends

If you walk up to a girl in Nigeria, telling her you are married but wants her and spends money on her

7/10 of the time, she will ignore your marital status, will still advise you to focus on your wife or try to keep you for herself but she will never shame you and even amongst her friends she won’t reveal your identity to them..

Make of this what ever you like!! A man knows when he’s in a disadvantage and the only option he has as far as Nigeria is concerned is to lie his way through the process

The moment women become benevolent in Nigeria , the lies men tell will reduce trust me..

Many Nigerian men are honest abroad because many women are hugely benevolent abroad, but in Nigeria it’s hard work , if you are very honest you will pay dearly for it..

enjoy the rest of the day

Know these and know peace;

1. Yahoo na stealing

2. Hook up na prostitution

3. Sh**ha na smoke no be sweet

4. Taskforce na agbero work

5. SA or PA to politician no be employment

6. Introduction no be marriage.

7. Cotonou na abroad

8. Say your husband dey post you no mean say him no dey cheat.

9. Popularity for Facebook no mean say you get money

10. Say INEC declare you no mean say court no go fit remove you.

11. Say you catch your wife no mean say she no go do am again.

12. Say him handsome no mean say him no dey beat woman.

13. Say she dey fast and pray no mean say she never do abortion before.

14. Say you dey call me boss, no mean say I be boss, you just wan bill me.

15. Say she fine no mean say she get better character

16. Say you dey see her fine pictures for social media no mean say she dey use iPhone (na abeg abeg send me those my pictures wey Dey your phone)

17.Say I borrow money from loan app no mean say I no get bright future👌

18.Say them send messages to all my contacts no mean say na them go repay the loan

19.Say you fine no mean say you go marry rich man or do big wedding

20.Say you no people no mean say u get
connection

22.Say you and your husband Dey lie seriously for Fb on una birthdays no mean say love Dey una marriage

23.Say you dress well no mean say u don make am

24.Say u no like me no mean say God no go bless me

25.Say you dey form nawww no mean say u use one day reach where u dey today .

Last last God is the greatest.
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