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12/05/2024

Seen in Manila......

04/05/2024

Somewhere in the US, a creative way of naming male and female toilets....

13/03/2024

PEEING ON MY FLOWERS
Warning: IT HURTS JUST TO READ THIS!!!

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.

"Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady.

"You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and p*e through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!

Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."

09/03/2024

The only ones who cares.....Wishing Siri and Alexa a Happy International Women's Day. The only women who liSten to men!

20/11/2020

Today is World Toilet Day. Strangely enough, there are more people with access to mobile phones than toilets…more so, clean and usable toilets. Very strange planet indeed, populated with very strange creatures. Hahahahahahahaha

25/05/2020

Join us in in this 4-part leadership series, which aims for the participants to:
1. Re-examine their prevailing mindsets and determine how these mindsets drive or derail their practice of leadership during crisis.
2. Identify the 7 quantum skills & the mindsets that underpin them.
3. Demonstrate how the quantum skills can be used to deal with crises situations.
About our Resource Persons:
Pearl and Jamie graduated college with degrees in Chemistry and Physics/Math, respectively.
Later in their careers, they segued to the OD profession taking on the role of internal HR/OD consultants; eventually progressing towards freelance consultancy and training.
The Quantum OD background grew out of their collaborative dissertation research on Quantum Leadership Competencies.
Interested to join the sessions but not an ODPN member yet? Just register for membership before the start of the sessions using the following link, https://form.jotform.me/ODPN/TheQuantumODWay. ODPN will email you the link to the session to confirm your participation.

Join us in in this 4-part leadership series, which aims for the participants to:

1. Re-examine their prevailing mindsets and determine how these mindsets drive or derail their practice of leadership during crisis.
2. Identify the 7 quantum skills & the mindsets that underpin them.
3. Demonstrate how the quantum skills can be used to deal with crises situations.

About our Resource Persons:

Pearl and Jamie graduated college with degrees in Chemistry and Physics/Math, respectively.

Later in their careers, they segued to the OD profession taking on the role of internal HR/OD consultants; eventually progressing towards freelance consultancy and training.

The Quantum OD background grew out of their collaborative dissertation research on Quantum Leadership Competencies.

Interested to join the sessions but not an ODPN member yet? Just register for membership before the start of the sessions using the following link, https://form.jotform.me/ODPN/TheQuantumODWay. ODPN will email you the link to the session to confirm your participation.

16/05/2020

OMG...Zoom Is Now Worth More Than The World's 7 Biggest Airlines, Combined. This is due to its international use due to COVID-19 pandemic. Undoubtedly, Zoom is now the Trainers' Platform...300 Million users daily!!!!

04/05/2020

A great country in the face of C19......

04/05/2020

The final list of businesses allowed to operate in areas under ECQ and GCQ

MANILA, Philippines — As the government prepares to ease some restrictions in areas that are considered low-risk for the coronavirus transmission, a list of businesses allowed to operate under the

29/04/2020

Important for our MSMEs....List of services and activities barred in enhanced general quarantine areas...

The Philippines is preparing a partial reopening of its economy next month as it eases coronavirus lockdown guidelines in some areas.  

28/04/2020

Post ECQ instructions....PRES DUTERTE SPEECH LAST NIGHT‼️

After the 15th of May, if the ECQ will not be extended anymore, we should all assume that a GCQ will be imposed on ALL of the regions affected by the COVID-19. Let us help Malacañang in informing people of the new normal we have to follow. Familiarize yourselves to avoid confusion.

General Community Quarantine (GCQ) Rules:

1. Selected workers in non-essential services are allowed to go to work.

● electronics
● exports
● manufacturing
● e-commerce
● delivery
● repair services
● maintenance
● housing

2. Half of employees work from home, 50 percent are working on site:

● Finance
● Business process outsourcing (BPO)
● Non-leisure trade and service

3. Will remain CLOSED:

● Schools
● Amusement centers
● Leisure facilities
● Gaming
● Tourism services

4. NOT permitted to leave the house:

● Children (0 to 20 years old)
● Elderly (60 years old and above)
● People with high-risk health issues

5. ONLY shops catering to NECESSITIES will be allowed to re-open in malls. Malls will limit entry of shoppers.

6. Airconditioning will be limited in malls. WIFI will not be provided. NO loittering allowed.

7. Priority construction projects can resume

8. Nonworkers are allowed to buy food and go out to avail of essential services

● Allowed will be people who are 21 to 59 years old.
● EXCEPT again: children, elderly, vulnerable people

9. Public transport can operate at reduced capacity.

10. Local government units shall ENFORCE CURFEW for nonworkers.

11. Airports and ports can only operate for the unhampered DELIVERY OF GOODS.

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Plans of going out or reunions after May 15 are still not entirely possible. You are REQUIRED to bring an I.D. that specifies your AGE and ADDRESS wherever you go. Checkpoints will still be in place. You will still be questioned if you defy the rules.

We need to abide by the guidelines. Be aware that we are trying to avoid a second wave which is considered to be more damaging than the first.

WE CAN DO THIS.💟☝🌿

(CNN:Based sa official statement ng Malacañang and IATF)

14/04/2020

Cash aid for SME workers....

For small businesses' workers, the cash aid will be distributed in 2 tranches from May 1 to 15, and from May 16 to 30, the Cabinet official said.