Jay Jay's Drink and Play Daycare

Tryna turn up this weekend? Baby daddy ain't s**t and won't watch the kids? Needing a little alone time? Bring those lil Mfers to Jay Jay's Drink and Play Daycare. We'll watch your kids so you can be the hoe you were meant to be.








Prices may vary. Speak with management.

Along with all of the other perks and amenities that come with being apart of Jay Jay's Drink and Play Daycare. We have just hired our own personal chef.

Can I get a "Hey Boo, heyyy!" for the newest member of our daycare family, Papriqua.

Today's lunch will be "it don't fu***ng matter. You gonna eat it any damn way".

Looks like Jay Jay's Drink and Play Daycare has some "competition". These Bi***es better watch out. They got the right idea, but fu***ng with the wrong one.

If you have roaches or bedbugs, I suggest you tell me upon enrollment. Because if you don't, I can guarantee your child will.

Good thing that melatonin kicked their ass. Because I sure was about to. Jr's the only one awake like "Bitch, I got hands too."

All white parents must sign a "No Karen Clause" before their child can be approved.







Thanks, Management

Me, as soon as that liquor hits and y'all's kids start getting on my damn nerves.

Her mom: "JoJo, how was your day at daycare"

JoJo:

And idk how to swim. But their parents signed a waiver 🤷🏾‍♂️

Alright! It's time to come get y'all's fu***ng kids!

Enrollments are open....

And so is this bottle.