07/06/2024
The biggest, most planet-saving action you can take this year is not chaining yourself to a tree, changing your bank account or giving up meat (not that they wouldn't help obviously) – it’s voting.
If you, like me, are watching from abroad as the Tory party has unleashed swathes of 'Super Fun' projects like Brexit and the Rwanda Act, you’ll understand the importance of getting involved.
It’s like watching a slow-motion car crash while someone hands out oil drilling rights and PPE contracts to their buddies in the middle of an apocalypse – and somehow, there's always a party involved. 🎉
Meanwhile, treating the position of Prime Minister’s like some sick form of musical chairs or "Which self-serving moron can we pick next?" We’ve got a rotating cast of unelected leaders trying to see who can last as long as a head of lettuce.
So, if you want to make sure these guys are as far from decision-making as possible, you need to vote. Registering to vote from abroad is ridiculously easy. You can post your vote, or if you’re lucky enough to have one person in the UK who doesn’t mind doing you a solid, you can set up a proxy vote. My mate Captain Tommy Francis has already promised to prank me by voting for the Tories. (He won’t; he’s actually an incredibly lovely human.)
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/register-to-vote-if-youre-living-abroad
Head over to Register to vote and fill in your details. I’ve registered for each election since I left, and if an idiot like me can figure it out it must be pretty straightforward. This morning, it took me 11 minutes, and 7 of those were spent looking for a pen and paper so I could attach an image of my signature . So, if you’ve got those ready, you’re golden!
A huge shout-out to all you lovely folks who are getting ready to vote. You’re not just casting a ballot; you’re voting for a slightly more liveable future for everyone.
Look at the picture below of me as a child, begging you with my big, innocent eyes to make sure we don’t hand the keys of the country to these clowns for another 4 years of misery.
Let's make a difference, one vote at a time! 🗳️